Attention Common Women: Gwyneth Paltrow Is Not Like You

Dear common women across the globe, despite how much Gwyneth Paltrow says that she is just like you, she absolutely isn’t. Not even close.

In an interview with CNNMoney, she tried to appeal to the common woman, but it is nothing more than pure nonsense. In her interview, she said, “I’m incredibly close to the common woman in that I’m a woman and I’m a mother and we all are in a physical body with beating hearts with compassion and love we are all seekers…we all want fulfillment, we all want to live our best lives. We want to be healthy and happy and squeeze the most we can out of life. I think that’s all women.”

The only thing that any “common” women have in common with Gwyneth Paltrow is that we have boobs, eat and breathe. She wouldn’t have the first clue about being close to the common woman. She was born with a silver spoon in her mouth and doesn’t know anything about the struggle that any woman faces. Her biggest struggles involve remodeling her closet for a total of $20,000 for a SEASON. Seriously.

She also talked about her lifestyle brand Goop. She said, “What we try to do at Goop is curate and to edit. We know that a woman’s time is her most precious resource and we want to multitask, get a lot done, and what we want to do is provide the best solutions. I see myself as an actor and a mother and as an entrepreneur. I don’t see myself as a guru at all. I’m not a guru because I’m the one asking the questions. I’m not purporting to know anything.”

Not knowing anything is the smartest thing she has said throughout the entire interview – in my humble opinion.

TELL US: Do you think Gwyneth Paltrow is a pretentious snob or is she completely down to earth?

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