(Ladies & Gentlemen, we have a new favorite catchphrase: “Dickweed!” Ashton 4 President!)

Ashton Kutcher went postal in a live vlog after he was awaken by neighborhood construction at 7:30 this morning.

May we suggest anger management?

Ashton is especially upset with his “dickweed” next door neighborhood, a screenwriter named Bruce Goldsmith, who Ashton accuses of routinely violating local noise ordinances with his present home improvement project.

According to Ashton, a construction crew has spent the past four months working on the home right next door to the $3 million mansion he shares with wife Demi Moore in Beverly Hills. The actor says it isn’t unusual for the crew to pull out their tools in the wee hours of the morning.

But at this point, he just isn’t going to sit by quietly while his sleep is hammered away.

Ashton later logged onto his Twitter page and posted these messages:

this SOB owl feces cougar placenta jack bone dick! about 1 hour ago from web
Jack ass 7am building a god damn fort next to my house f’in up my view and noise polluting
the entire f’in nieghborhood with pounding steal about 1 hour ago from web
holy moly I’m gonna lose it! about 1 hour ago from web
this ass clown has another thing coming! about 1 hour ago from web
I’m gonna kill my neighbor! about 1 hour ago from web

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