Ashton Kutcher Mistress Sweater eBay Auction!

Would you pay $11,000 for a sweater that may or may not have been exchanged between actor Ashton Kutcher and his maybe mistress?

Yeah, neither would we. But that’s the astronomical sum some Celeb Gawker is prepared to fork over for a little piece of tabloid history.

Strapped for cash this holiday season, Ashton’s alleged mistress — petite twentysomething Brittney Jones — is sellling a sweater on eBay, which she claims was given to her by the actor.

“This sweater was given to me after spending the night with Ashton. I no longer have any attachment to this sweater and I am hoping someone else will enjoy it,” Jones writes in an opening statement on the online auction website.

So far, the bidding has topped out at $11,000 (as of 1:30 PM Monday, Dec. 20).

The actor was linked to 21-year-old Jones in September when Star Magazine reported that the pair had sex in his lounge room. Kutcher denied the allegations.

Earlier this month, Kutcher is threatening to sue Vivid adult film studio after his name was used to promote a sex tape starring his alleged mistress.