America’s Favorite May/December lovers, Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore, are sitting on pins and needles after Ashton’s cellphone, containing approximately thirty-five photos of a naked Demi Moore, went missing.

Ashton lost his phone in Valencia, Spain last April, according to The National Enquirer, a man who claims he found the phone is looking to sell the photos for $1 million.

“In some of the thirty-five pictures, Demi lies sprawled naked on a bed with a light and dark red-patterned pillow propping her lower back,” a National Enquirer source reveals.

“Another shows a bare-chested Ashton taking a photo of himself in the mirror with his phone , wearing a pair of sunglasses,” the spywitness continued.

“….Finally Ashton decided to ring it and spoke to they guy….He demanded that the guy give it back but the man switched the phone off.”

“The man wants a million dollars for the pictures. We saw him in September, the photo agencies here all know one another and word got around that since April he has hawked the pictures to a number of places.”

“When Demi and Ashton got word that someone had their racy pictures, they freaked out. Not only are they embarrassed, they’re angry,” another mole claims.