Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore’s Marital Woes Play Out on Twitter

If you’re in high school and you break up with someone, you probably mope around a lot and maybe lock yourself in the bathroom and cry and generally make your parents sorry they had you. And of course it goes without saying that you sever ties to your ex on social media sites like Twitter.

Apparently, even if you’re an adult celebrity, some of the same ridiculously childish behavior applies. At least if you’re Ashton Kutcher or Demi Moore.

Ever since allegations broke that Kutcher has been has been putting all of his two and a half men into other women, rumors have been flying fast and furious that Demi has had enough and punted her young husband to the curb.

Now RadarOnline reports that something even more unthinkable has happened. The Twitter-loving pair has — gasp! — unfollowed each other.

Demi Moore is no longer one of the 671 people Ashton Kutcher follows on Twitter … And it appears Demi stopped following Ashton as well for a period of time, and only recently began to “follow” him again.

Thank God they recently updated the story to say the two are now back to being mutual followers.

I was about to get the United Nations involved.