You don’t have to chop off pieces of the outer part of your nose to fix a problem inside your nose.

You see, what Ashley and Company forgot about when they concocted this “medical purposes ONLY” nose job story were the legions of people who also had deviated septums, went to have surgery, and came home with the same noses (on the outside, that is–this includes my husband who had a wickedly deviated septum from a badly broken nose which was far worse than the couple of “small fractures” that Ashley reportedly had).

But I’m just a boring adult who needs to “chillax” because celebrities by default are so much smarter and important than parents are, right? Well, I’m also a parent of a huge Ashley fan and I won’t stand for the deception.

Vocabulary time:
septoplasty: internal surgery to fix deviated septum – medical;
rhinoplasty: reconstructive surgery on the exterior of the nose – cosmetic;
septorhinoplasty – medical/cosmetic combo–Ashley Tisdale’s surgery