Anna Nicole messes with the media

The rumer mill is milling about a possible second pregnancy for the ever morphing, ever spastic Anna Nicole Smith. Is she or isn’t she? Well, to me, the larger issue is, who would want to knock her up? She’s still battling for the money of her last husband (which is backed by the Supreme Court – so far). Plus she’s so high and obnoxious all the time, she would be better company unconcious – which prolly happens more often then not. Her press dude says this:

“If Anna Nicole is pregnant she obviously doesn’t want anybody to know yet. If she is not pregnant she’s not denying the rumor because she thinks its funny how much of a stir it’s causing. She’ll leave it up to you to guess which one it is.” Ooo she’s so clever.

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