Angelina Jolie Tell-All Book By Bodyguard Mickey Brett

January 22nd, 2009 by Castina

A former bodyguard has rained on Brangelina’s double Oscar nod joy by announcing that he is penning a scandalous tell-all book about the Changeling actress.

Beefy bodyguard Mickey Brett, who served as Angelina’s head of security for seven years, was so close to the pouty-lipped star that her oldest son, Maddox, used to refer to him as “Uncle Mickey.” But after being abruptly fired by the famous couple after a long-running feud with Brad in 2007, Mickey, 52, decided to team up with ghostwriter Robin McGibbon and use the power of the pen to dish the dirt on the mother of six.

“It will include the sordid details of how they got together while Brad was still married to Jennifer Aniston,” a publishing industry informant has revealed to In Touch.

Mickey claims to have walked in on the Brad and Angelina having sex while filming the 2004 smash Mr. & Mrs. Smith.

“Mickey walked in on Brad being intimate with Angelina in her trailer.”

And if that wasn’t salacious enough for you, the upcoming tell-all promises tidbits about Brangelina’s sex life.

“She indulged any fantasy he had, including buying sex toys, paddles, whips, and dressing up in latex.”

The security guard alleges that Angie is a habitual cheater who began having a “secret rendezvous” with an infamous female pop star after the birth of the couple’s daughter, Shiloh.

“Mickey set up at least 20 meetings for Angie with this woman at hotels when Brad was working,” says the In Touch spy.

“This is Angelina’s worst nightmare. She trusted Mickey to keep her secrets….This may end their relationship. She’s terrified Brad may leave her when he hears about the mean-spirited things she said about him behind his back and her secret relationships.”

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On January 23rd 2009, justgroovy wrote:

I don’t know; most of the Hollywood celebrities are looked upon by the public as publicity addicted scum buckets with no moral compass to guide them. The worst of the worst though are former employees that try to cash in on their private knowledge of the star’s lives while out of the public eye. Whether any of what this guy writes is true or not doesn’t really matter. He’s a low-life and Mikey, good luck getting anyone to hire you except to maybe man the counter at the local 7-11.

By the way, nobody thinks Brangelina has a very long shelf life anyway. Look for him to be living in New Orleans full time and she and the kids in London before the end of 2010.
On January 23rd 2009, why? wrote:

end of 2010? how random!!!!!!
On January 23rd 2009, why? wrote:

btw, mickey brett is banned from entering the u.s, so maybe some-one let in touch weekly know yeah?!
On January 23rd 2009, goodjob wrote:

Good Job Mickey expose them for what they really are. low life immoral adultress scum
On January 23rd 2009, Jam wrote:

I’d buy the book.

I don’t think it’s unfair that he wants to write a book. Apparently Pitt fired him for no reason so why not?
On January 23rd 2009, eve wrote:

finally — the truth will emerge.
she’s such a low-life cheater.
she must have some kind of sick need to sneak around for kicks.
bring on the truth! it’s way better than all the lies we’ve heard thus far.
On January 23rd 2009, SweetNanners wrote:

I think we all need to leave these people alone to deal with their lives. We should not judge people and hold them to a higher standards than we hold ourselves because they are rich and famous and in the limelight. They are on a pedestal because WE put them there by funding the entertainment industry. This is not to suggest that all people of the modern world are without morals and act lasciviously and with disregard for others. However, to agree with justgroovy, not all stars and starlets are without a moral compass. In fact, I would say Angelina has proven to have a very high moral compass with her work with the United Nations and other foreign countries. She works to bring peace to war torn, disease riddled, developing countries. She as a person cannot be all bad. This is not to say we should not morally judge bad actions. But, I do believe there is such a thing as knowing your source is reliable, and I’m not so sure this Mickey Brett character is. I will say, some of the reviews for his book sound like nothing but celebrity smut, and really should not be worth of our time and attention, but that is, again, my opinion. We should all do the research and decide for ourselves. Until then, we should be wary of what we say about those we do not know and situations we cannot understand and take our information straight from the horses mouth instead of from the angry groom.
On January 24th 2009, raven wrote:

I personally know Mickey and it’s funny what people say about him — that he’s a “thug”. They got it spot on because he really is. He threatened a good friend of ours just because she wouldn’t return his emails. Such a loser.
On January 24th 2009, wahh wrote:

from that pic.they look like grandpa and grandma
On January 24th 2009, Sunil Ram wrote:

As “security providers” we are trusted not only to protect our client’s from physical harm, but we are also trusted to protect their privacy as well. A tell all book goes against everything we stand for.

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On January 24th 2009, Kelly wrote:

Raven if you know Mickey, please tell him to write that book. This news has been my highlight of the week.
On January 24th 2009, Go Mickey Go wrote:

Raven is full of it! Mickey doesnt owe Angie anything! I hope he makes millions off these two lying idiots!
On January 25th 2009, Snickers wrote:

Good, it’s about time someone knocked these pretentious, holier-than-thou phonies off their pedestals and exposed them for who they are. I am very curious as to who the female pop star who had an affair with Angie is??? Lily Allen? Britney? Pink?
On January 26th 2009, stephanie wrote:

It is about time. Now you know you can’t get away with doing bad things.
On January 26th 2009, Tiffany wrote:

All I can say is what you put out comes back 3x’s fold. Maybe we don’t know the whole situation and what really happened behind closed doors. But what was put out do you really think that it was going to be shoved under a carpet and stay there? Yes it does put a bad name under those who are loyal and entrusted with their employers as bodygaurds. At the same time “WTF” was he doing setting up meetings? Wouldn’t you say that’s out of the job title? Who’s the blame for that? Maybe treat your people right and you may get some love back in return. So who’s runner up for showing people that kind of respect and consideration in the first? I’ll bet it’ll be a really close one between those two. Cash on…cash on.
On January 27th 2009, amy wrote:

when does the book come out?
On January 27th 2009, teri wrote:

she is awhore. she stated years ago,that she would NEVER, be with a married man. and ? this anorexic whore plucked brad pitt right from her web. she keeps on having his babies? her insecurities keep them coming. i used to like them seperately. but together? the way jolie has taunted jennifer in the press? i cant stand to watch, much less PAY to see the two of them in any picture. they deserve each other. kudos to jen for overcoming this whole tragic affair with the anorexic whore, and the wayward shallow husband she once had. shallow. very very shallow idiiots. brad and the whore? i wont pay a dime to ever, ever see anything they ever do professionally again. liars and bigots. they can go on adopting the children from around the world. it will not ever make them whole. what starts out bad. . . ends up bad. jerks !
On January 29th 2009, Namar wrote:

If you and I had money and fame, we would do things than Angie. So, let’s not be the one who launches a stone first, yeah?!
On February 6th 2009, txwriterchick wrote:

I am laughing my A off. I have been sick of the media acting like Angelina is a saint and that her and Brad are America’s Royalty. Disgusting! She’s a whore that hooked up with a married man and lied to the American public about it. If she wanted to keep her life private, then she should have kept her incestuous mouth shut and not said that she and Brad “fell in love” during the set. No one was asking! And does anyone remember when she was making out with her brother? And don’t believe she’s always with the kids. One of our friends was their personal chef for a brief time in New Orleans and he said he was shocked that Angelina was never with the kids. He never knew where they were at the entire time he worked for them.
On March 22nd 2009, Tamara wrote:

I think Mickey suffers from short man syndrome and is a washed up hooligan – thug. His character is obviously severely flawed and his credibility wreaks with venom. Why won’t they let him into the US again?? Is it because he is a short, old ugly man? Or is his past so terrible that we don’t want his kind here. I think Mickey should go back to stealing from children and old people… with the money he makes from the book he should go to china and get leg extensions so he can rise up to the rest of the world and be a real man. So what if Ang has had an interesting love life… who hasn’t. I wonder how much of Ang’s money did he spend on crack whores? Way to go Mickey… 2 words ‘Free Clinic…’
On April 27th 2009, yawa yawa wrote:

WHAT GOES ROUD ALWAYS COMES DOWN.I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THE LOOK ON HER SNATGHING FACE.I ALWAYS KNEW THAT SOMETHING WAS VERY WRONG ABOUT THEM.GOD WILL PUNISH THE TWO OF THEM,ESPECIALLY ANGIE.SHE IS NOT ONLY A HOME WRECKER BUT A SNAKE.IT ALSO RUNS IN HER.AFTER CURSING HER FATHER FOR SLEEPING WITH A MARRIED WOMAN, SHE FINALLY DID THE SAME THING,LIKE FATHER LIKE DAUGHTER.I WILL SURELY BUY THIS BOOK.
On April 28th 2009, Christy wrote:

WRITE THE BOOK! The attempt to make the guard the villian is interesting. Must be written by Angelina’s crew.

She’s an immoral, haughty, home wrecking “individual”. She’s paid for the silence and turn about is fair play. Now the silencer will get paid to expose her for what she is. I can’t stand Brad since he hooked up with her. She can adopt as many children as she wants. She has no class. Never has. She should have stayed true to herself sucking blood with Billy Bob Thorton.
On May 4th 2009, kelly wrote:

@ Namra

I don’t care how much fame and money I acquired I would NEVER sleep with a married man. She is trash, he is a silly fool who threw everything away for a whirlwind. Both of them need to be knocked from their self righteous high horses and Mickey just may be the man to do that!! Woo-hoo! I’ll buy the book, I’ll buy two cpies just so he makes a lil’ more money haha!
On May 4th 2009, kelly wrote:

@ SweetNanders

FYI stars should and will always be held to a higher standard, they are role models to our children and should set an “example.” When they seek fame and fourtane they know what comes along with being sucessful in this busniess and scurtiny is all part of it. Yes they may very well do some good things and give to charities but, they should! I donate 10% of my income to charites and church and I make less than they spend on a shopping trip. They need to remeber the future generations look up to them and want to emulate them, therefor they need to act like people who are worthy of our admiration not slimy, sneaky, cheaters and adultresses. i would NEVER want either of my children to grow up to become adults like either one of them. If they want to be left alone to live “normal” lives than do it already, Johnny Depp and many ithers manage to keep their lives private so can they.
On May 7th 2009, ros wrote:

how insane are some people, with comments like “its about time we get the truth,etc. how is it anyones business, would you want to tell the world every personal detail of your life. with all the good angelina has done with charity work what does it matter who she has sex with. people act like it is there right to know. why? why shouldnt she be allowed to have a private life? its not like she is hurting anyone else. nobody can seriously say they have never done anything to be ashamed of, we all have. wow some people get really high and mighty and like putting others down like they are a saint. take a look at yourself and ask how much you have done in the way of charity work and really making a difference in other peoples lives like she has done.
On August 14th 2009, to ros wrote:

Ros above, you have no idea what you’re talking about. The woman is a freaking nightmare. She has the humanitarian rep for PR purposes only, the only REAL thing she is interested in is being a heroin junkie. Get real.
On November 8th 2009, linda wrote:

Why doesn’t anyone get it. The marriage between Brad and Jen was way over before Angelina came into the picture. Jen is the selfish one….career over children. There’s the true meaing of whore. The proof is in the pudding….I don’t see any little Jennibrad’s running around. She had 5 years to make them a family. It was her choice and thats fine, just wasn’t what her then husband was hoping for. Having said that I do hope that all the sex and drug talk is just rumors. If they have kinky sex between them….that’s their business. I choose to believe that their children come first and always will.
On November 11th 2009, isabella wrote:

I read the intro, and then the comments on this topic of a woman and a man’s sex habits… I then read the topic of the woman having a secret affair with another woman behind her male partner’s back. I may be living in a different world than many, but I believe what goes on in another bedroom is no business of my own, unless I am invited to join, watch, film, take notes… etc. Is their one person reading this information on Angelina/Brad that has not cheated on their spouse/partner, had fantasies about doing so, or thought of using sexual toys, games, clothes, etc… to spice up the sexual pleasure zone! This is nonsense… I have 6 grown children, a mate, grandchildren…… and just today I watched a video on sexual pole dancing to entice better sex… I called my grandson asked what he wanted for his birthday, winked at the bag boy when he noticed my almost firm 50 ass, and grabbed my mates package when I got home… am I some sick woman who should have a scandalous book written about me… For Real…. Get a life.. I think Angelina and Brad are both hot… and I fantasize about them both! So shoot me! ~Izzy