Remember when Andy Dick was more funny than creepy? I loved him back in the News Radio days. Those were good times.

At this past Sunday night’s Comedy Central roast of William Shatner, Dick got drunk and ended up groping a female New York Post reporter. Then he tried to kiss her, and then he told her that he loved her. It gets worse. He urinated in front of her in his dressing room, offered her cocaine, and (I’m serious) bit her hand.

Shocker: the reporter wasn’t amused. And what was Dick’s request to her about the story she was writing? “Baby please,” Dick said (six times), “Put in something nice.”

Thanks to the Defamer for digging up this one.