Dear Howard Stern:

Hey now! Before the day slips away from me (remember, it’s my birthday! Today is really all about me anyway) I wanted to wish you and the gang a very happy one year anniversary. Thanks to you my eyes have been opened to oh-so-many things; things that have made me throw up a little in my mouth; things that have left me scratching my head; things that my husband thanks you for.

How could I survive long days at my computer and in my car without my Sirius Satelite Radio? How could I have lived a full life without knowing about the Sybian? How would I have known about granny-porn star Blue Iris, Jeff the Drunk or my very, very favorite wack packer, Eric the Midget / Actor / Astronaut?

So thank you, Howard Stern. In your honor I’m typing this post in the nude (guess my birthday plan of staying in my pj’s all day is totally down the crapper).