Amy Winehouse is citing some very interesting reasons for why she couldn’t have been the person who assaulted a dancer in London last fall.

In addition to claiming that she’s “too short” to have punched Sherene Flash in the eye, Amy used singer/actress Jennifer Lopez during her defense testimony in a UK courtroom this afternoon.

According to The Associated Press, the five-time Grammy winner tried to convince prosecutors that she is not a fame-hungry brat by remarking: “I’m not like that. I’m not a Jennifer Lopez — paint the room white before I get there and I want five bunches of lilies.”

The Back to Black star is on trial accused of striking Flash after the fan asked to take her picture following a September charity ball in London’s Berkeley Square.