Music managers have hatched a plan to protect Britain’s own Bobby & Whitney from celebrity shutterbugs who often follow the pair to concert, pubs, and heroin binges; Amy Winehouse body doubles. British Bosses are scouring the streets in search of Crackhouse-look-a-likes who will be paid to act as decoys when Amy wants to go out.

“Amy’s had so much pressure on her tiny shoulders recently and being hounded everywhere she goes is a big part of that,” says an expert on the beehived cocaine addict.

“Her rise to A-list fame was swift and it’s been hard for a down-to-earth, lovely girl like her to deal with all the attention.”

“The relentless glare of the spotlight has led to her attempts to escape it all through partying.

“Therefore her management are desperate for her to have some respite when she returns to London, without having to hole her up in the suburbs.”