In this morning’s edition of ‘When Crackheads Procreate,’ admitted drug addict Amy Winehouse and her equally wacked-out spouse Blake Fielder-Civil are trying to conceive a baby on their current vacation in St. Lucia.

A friend of the couple tells the British press: “Crazy as it seems Amy reckons she’d be a great mum and Blake would be wonderful dad. She really believes having a baby would help them put all their troubles behind them.”

“I wouldn’t be at all surprised if there’s not an announcement about a baby before the end of the year,” added the friend. “Amy and Blake cannot believe all these doom and gloom headlines about them being on the verge of death.”

“They’ve been kissing and cuddling while sunbathing and taking long walks on the shore together. They look very much in love and every so often they head off to their villa,” says a vacationing tattle.