“Inked” Covergirl Amber Portwood Playboy Nude Pictorial?!

Well — this is something we could stand to go our entire lives without seeing: Teen Mom bruiser Amber Portwood in the buff!

Is the volatile single mother Playboy Magazine’s next Miss February?

Amber became the most notorious star of MTV’s controversial docu-soap Teen Mom after she was videotaped and later arrested for going upside the head of her estranged “baby daddy,” the portly Gary Shirley. But Ms. Portwood isn’t letting a little thing like felony domestic violence charges put a damper on her dreams of becoming a cover girl.

Loose-lipped informants divulge in the Feb. 7 issue of In Touch Weekly that Amber, 20, is hashing out a deal to appear in a “sexy but tasteful” photoshoot with tattoo mag Inked. The reality starlet, who reportedly earns more than $100,000 a year to air her dirty laundry on basic cable, fancies herself a body art aficionado since getting a mural-sized image of her daughter Leah scrawled across her torso late last year.

Against the protests of MTV hotshots, Amber is hoping to parlay her Inked deal into a full-frontal nude pictorial on the pages of Playboy: “She wants to drop 25 pounds and then submit her photos,” a Portwood pal chimes in.