“A Nightmare On Elm Street” Porn Parody!

Don’t fall asleep, ‘cuz Freddy’s back! More than 25 years after he first made a killing on the silver screen, Freddy Krueger is still slaying teens in their dreams.

This time in Pornland!

This fall, Evolution Distribution and Tom Byron Pictures are stepping behind the camera to produce A Wet Dream on Elm Street, an adult parody of the Nightmare on Elm Street series of the ’80s. That’s right; like Kim and Ray J, Pam and Tommy Lee, and even Homer and Marge, one of film’s most celebrated serial slashers will be immortalized getting his “Moan On” in a feature that can only be described as “Too Hot for Elm Street.”

So what can horror fanatics expect from this little gem?

Well, a press release from the film’s producers sums the storyline up a little something like this: “When patrons of the local sex shop receive defective sex toys they decide to retaliate by burning the shop to the ground and killing the late-night clerk, Freddy. However, every extreme over-reaction has an equal and outrageous re-reaction, leaving Elm Street and its sexy inhabitants in a sticky situation. The charred and bizarre clerk is back…and he’s horny! Freddy is haunting the dreams of his murderers, causing girls to scream in fear and satisfaction as he shows them just why his nickname is “Freddy Fingers”. When the hot, young women of Elm Street go to bed, Freddy gives them wet dreams they will never forget…or wake up from!”

Gotta love porn press releases!

Of course, this isn’t the first time Freddy’s famous knife glove has been replaced with dildos. In 1988, around the same time Wes Craven rolled out the fourth Elm Street hit — Dream Master — the franchise was spoofed in the form of an X-rated smuter (No, that isn’t a word…) titled, A Nightmare on Porn Street. The parody saw dead college janitor Eddie haunting the sexual fantasies of three coeds.

Sounds downright riveting. How can Wet Dream ever hope to compete?!

Directed by lensman Lee Roy Myers — whose credits include The Human Sexipede — and starring adult film stars Charlie Chase, Sophie Dee, Giselle Leon, and Anthony Rosano as Freddy, A Wet Dream on Elm Street goes on sale everywhere smut is sold Sept. 29.

You know you want to save the date! Get a load (No pun intended) of the totally SFW trailer below:

And while we’re on the subject of Elm Street, it looks like franchise’s cult star, actor Robert Englund, is getting a little career revival of his own. Englund, best known for his run as Freddy in the six original Nightmare on Elm Street flicks and the spinoff flicks New Nightmare and Freddy vs. Jason, has been cast as “a homeless desert storm veteran who hangs around an ancient burial site and becomes a suspect in a murder investigation” on the new season of CBS’ Hawaii Five-O, Entertainment Weekly said Thursday.

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