My favorite! Don’t get me wrong – I watched and enjoyed me some Newlyweds. The news that they were going to divorce was not welcome, but not unexpected. If I had to pick one guy to have sex with for the rest of my life, it probably wouldn’t be Nick Lachey. But I like his tatoos. But I also enjoyed me some Laguna Beach, and Kristin was the bitch you actually sorta liked but not as much as LC(Lauren) – maybe that was just me. And also, maybe I’m the only person over 18 to watch that show. But I was excited to see the two dating, even if they weren’t REALLY dating. The IDEA of them dating – and of her copying Jessica Simpson’s hairstyle – was juicy.

Also, the idea of Jessica Simpson hooking up first with Bam Majerra (YIKES) and the Dane Cook (HOT) was also juicy. It’s no secret I’m a huge Dane Cook fan (although I have more of a weakness for bald yet hairy Dave Attel – don’t ask) and I’d love for him to really make it Dave Chappelle big. Dating Jessica Simpson would help of course, if for no other reason than photo ops. Even if they are still dating or ever were, I don’t expect it would last long. She wouldn’t laugh at any of his jokes and he punch her in the face and say, “Fuck you shark.”