After watching the first hour of tonight’s American Idol and subjecting myself to the most dismal “talent” Seattle had to offer on day one, I think perhaps the highlight of the entire horror show was when Simon stood up at the end and gave the finger to the general population of the city.

If my eardrums weren’t bleeding on the floor they would do the same.

Let’s hope that the second hour offers up something to help the poor city redeem itself. (On the other hand in the time it’s taken me to type this up and post the image of Simon Cowell, the first person was so incredibly horrible that I’m wondering why I sacrificed Criminal Minds for this crap.)