This bitch…. Sarah Palin used fourth grade cheating tactics to fudge her way through a 60-minute speech at this weekend’s conservative National Tea Party Convention in Nashville….Still think she’s ready to rule?

Palin was paid $100,000 for her Saturday night address, during which she blasted President Obama for what she perceives as a lack of leadership: “How’s that hope-y, change-y stuff workin’ out for you?” the former Alaska governor quipped to the audience before commencing to read notes from her palm…..

Levi Johnston’s much-hyped Playgirl cover finally hit newsstands Saturday ending
months of speculation over whether on not the moose-shootin’ 19-year-old would give fans a sought-after penis shot.

Word is he did not, but fans are still welcome to purchase a Winter 2010 issue of Playgirl to see Levi bare everything else. Johnston’s Playgirl photos have caused much controversy for his former de facto in-laws, The Palins. Levi’s high school sweetheart-turned-baby mama Bristol wants the proceeds from the shoot to go towards child support payments for the couple’s one-year-old son, Tripp.

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-Kate Moss covers the March Fashion Issue of Harper’s Bazaar…..

-Is Usher the new King of Pop?

-One chance for the junkie son of acting vets Ryan O’Neal and the late Farrah Fawcett. Redmond O’Neal, 24, will reportedly be released from jail for the third time to attend a drug treatment center. If Redmond was anything other than the rich son of a beloved actress, they’d have thrown away the key three felonies ago…..

-Fashion’s Night Out coming to TV?

-There’s an update on the investigation into the death of Michael Jackson….

-Jennifer Hudson turns out the house with a stirring rendition of Dolly & Whitney’s “I Will Always Love You….”

-Sarah Palin wants the President to fire his Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel for using the term “retarded….”

-Scary! A convicted child rapist is the superintendent of a Manhattan building filled with women and children! How is this legal?

-What the…? An abortion game show? Introducing Bump, a faux reality podcast featuring actors pretending to be game show contestants trying to decide whether or not to have an abortion…..

-John Mayer has decided to enlighten us with his thoughts on the Tiger Woods scandal….

-Somehow, a warrant for Khloe Kardashian’s arrest went unnoticed for 7 years….

-The 25 Best Action Movies…..

-A nine-year-old Chinese girl has reportedly given birth to a healthy 6lb baby boy via Caesarean section, becoming one of the world’s youngest mothers. Jesus, Mary and Joseph — I still played with dolls when I was nine. Five-year-old Lina Medina, of Peru, remains the youngest mother on record.
She gave birth to 6lb son Gerardo in 1939. Two other Peruvian girls are also on the books for being prepubescent mothers; a nine-year-old, in 1957, and an eight-year-old in 2006.

-Daria’s coming to DVD. I absolutely loved this show as a freshmen in high school (I just totally dated myself)…….

-TV Anchor Quits Her Job To Help In Haiti……

-HBO is working on a documentary about the original Carrie Prejean, Anita Bryant…..

-Can you believeits been 20 years since Russians discovered the joy of the Big Mac?

-David Letterman 1981 Comedy Special…..

-Last WWI vet turns 109!

-Complex examines the wives and girlfriends of Colts & Saints teammates….

-Super Bowl, Super Commercials….

-Someone wants to dig up Leonardo DaVinci

-Sir Elton John has landed himself a new theater gig – producing upcoming Broadway play Next Fall…..

-Happening Now: Hope For Haiti Now: A Global Benefit for Earthquake Relief, the star-studded Haiti relief telethon. The event is streaming live via YouTube, Hulu, MySpace, AOL, MSN, Yahoo, Fancast, MTV.com and CNN.com and more sites. You can watch on your phone with AT&T, Verizon, Sprint or Alltel, or on Sirius XM. The people of the devastated island nation need our help. I’ve already made a donation, you should, too. Every dollar counts…..

-On Monday’s Oprah, Rosie O’Donnell will dish on moving in with new girlfriend Tracy Kachtick-Anders — who has six children of her own….

-George Lopez is throwing a benefit concert for Haitian earthquake relief. Help Haiti will take place Feb. 4 at the Nokia Center in downtown Los Angeles…..

-Shania Twain has the stuff to replace Simon Cowell on Idol….

-Marc Jacobs honored for contributions to fashion….

-Angelina Jolie Lends Support to Haitian Orphans….

-A Los Angeles judge has rejected Pervy Polanski’s request to be sentenced in absentia for his 1977 guilty plea to sex with a 13-year-old girl….

-Kitty Kelley’s unauthorized tell-all about Oprah Winfrey, titled Oprah: A Biography, will be published on April 13 by Crown Publishers…..

-Shauna Sand-Lamas is promoting that sex tape she swears she didn’t leak — riiiight. Here’s a quote from the former Playboy model’s recent interview with Paper Magazine:

“I have good morals and ethics and values and I’m really a family person. Just because I have a sex tape out there, or just because people said I slept with my stepson, doesn’t mean that I’m not a good-hearted person….”

-Bristol Palin wants Levi Johnston to hand over some of his Playgirl money….

-Former Broward County judge Larry “The Crier” Seidlin has written a book about the death of Anna Nicole Smith, which played out in his courtroom in 2007.

Happy Days hasbeen Scott Baio called the First Lady ugly — now he’s calling the FBI after he allegedly received a series of online threats and verbal ass-razzings from angry Tweeters.

Funny how the shoe’s always tighter on the other foot…..

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