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I love it when celebrities go to the dogs. Too bad you couldn’t do it as gracefully as Marlon Brando. Well, at least you can tell the London twins apart … now Jeremy is the chubby one without talent. But hey, maybe he’s filiming a “Mallrats” sequel … in which he works and eats at the nacho stand.

Now there’s nothing wrong with being fat … it’s just funny when supposedly good looking celebrities do it and you realize they look like a cross between a chipmunk and a pederast.

Or maybe he hasn’t been packing it in at all – maybe he and his brother have just awkwardly melded back into one patchwork being.