24 Gnarly FUPAS
For those not in the know, a FUPA is a fat upper
pu… “private” area. It’s a sexless affliction; men and women alike can grow these front-butts. FUPAs are no new thing, but only recently have some people began entertaining their obesity and food fetishes. Many FUPA-havers are not just genetically unlucky or unable to stay healthy — they love their FUPAs and cultivate them like little kangaroo babies, growing in their pouches. The only difference is that while Kangaroos release their children eventually, FUPA-lovers continue to feed and expand the mound until explosion, death, or both. Also, people aren’t nearly as cute as kangaroos. Here are 24 FUPAs you will probably not love.