For those not in the know, a FUPA is a fat upper pu… “private” area. It’s a sexless affliction; men and women alike can grow these front-butts. FUPAs are no new thing, but only recently have some people began entertaining their obesity and food fetishes. Many FUPA-havers are not just genetically unlucky or unable to stay healthy — they love their FUPAs and cultivate them like little kangaroo babies, growing in their pouches. The only difference is that while Kangaroos release their children eventually, FUPA-lovers continue to feed and expand the mound until explosion, death, or both. Also, people aren’t nearly as cute as kangaroos. Here are 24 FUPAs you will probably not love.

She shocks even herself.