One of the world’s greatest mysteries is trying to figure out why it was ever a good idea to get a perm or a bouffant. Well, enjoy looking (and laughing) at these terrible hair styles, but realize that in 20 years, you’ll probably be on a list like this yourself. We’ll never run out of awful ideas like these.

Yes, seriously. Anyone trying to pull this off today just looks like a schizophrenic douchebag.