As Seen on TV products are mostly famous for the useless nature of their products and the scary, yelling men who advertise them between drug binges and arrests. Instead of improving with time, these products only seem to get worse since infomercials are founded on the idea that people will buy anything with enough convincing and mentions of ‘deals’. The quest has been for new shortcuts, magical weight loss solutions, and gadgets which allow you to sit back without so much as a single arm movement while Thanksgiving dinner cooks itself. Here are 21 lazy, terrible As Seen on TV products that people are actually buying.

Just in case you wanted another bulky, messy kitchen utensil and forgot how to use your own stupid hand.