21 John Mayer Douchism Motivationals
Most celebrities, at one time or another, have said something in front of a camera or into a microphone that they later wish they hadn’t. There are also times when comments are taken out of context and seem a lot worse than they really were. With John Mayer, we wish that were the case. There’s no way to sugarcoat it — every time this guy opens his mouth, something douchey comes out of it. Here are 21 of the finest John Mayer douchisms, formatted in the only way you might get any benefit from them, as motivational posters.