Celebrities and billionaires love all sorts of things: golf, gold, germanic automobiles. But their favorite thing is being rich, something all celebrities are aware is rarely permanent. See, there’s an improper division of wealth in America, with too much money going to a small few, and too little money going to the vast majority. Being a celebrity, your inclination is to keep things this way, as you’re part of the small few. How do you do that? Human slavery. Every person you enslave is one less who can challenge you for even a tiny slice of the world’s wealth. With every slave, you ensure the global economic status quo remains the way it has for centuries. Here are some celebrities who love slave and/or child labor.