Ashlee Simpson, who’s expecting her first child with husband Pete Wentz “any day now,” is having a baby shower in Los Angeles today.

We hear the shower is going off at an L.A. hotel this afternoon with about 30-35 guests in attendance. The theme is Winnie the Pooh–which comes complete with honeypot and bee decorations.

Simon Cowell and his girlfriend of six years, Terri Seymour, have broken up, a rep for the American Idol judge confirmed Saturday.
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Let’s just count the ways. You have:

1) The indescribably filthy floor
2) No paper towels in the actual dispenser
3) No toilet paper
4) Paper towels apparently doubling as toilet paper
5) Some sort of weird mechanical issue/wire thing going from the sink region to the back of the toilet, which
6) Does not have a lid

The only thing missing is the stereotypical smell strong enough to peel paint off the walls.