
Back in February, Popcrunch snitched that fragrance designers David and Victoria Beckham were vying for Madonna’s ‘posh’ Beverly Hills compound. Well, celebrity informants now report that all hell broke loose after the Material Girl decided to take her estate off the market so that the apartment on the grounds could be used for her elderly dad. Victoria began telephone stalking Madonna with cries that not snagging the house could ruin her marriage: “Sell me the house and he can come to visit as often as he wants!” “Fuck off!” Madonna screamed before cutting off all contact with the Beckhams.

Justin Timberlake saved two pre-teen brothers from nearly drowning off the harsh waters Marina del Rey Bay, according to The National Enquirer’s veteran celebrity snitch Mike Walker. The boys capsized their kayak without life jackets when J.T spied them from a friend’s nearby yacht. Justin dived in and righted the kayak just in time for the boy’s dad arrived via Sea Doo watercraft.

Seventeen year old FHM covergirl Hayden Panettiere had a recent run-in with police after the blonde beauty was spied nude sunbathing at a friend’s Malibu home. A police helicopter appeared overhead sending Hayden and her friend running for cover.

Celebrity informants report that Carmen Electra is currently in the studio lying down tracks for a 2008 follow-up to her critically and commercially unsuccessful debut 1993 LP.