
Oh yes, another week where those who sucked the hardest are sticking around, while the person who had a mildly off-night, but is usually not too bad, gets bounced. Don’t worry, I’m not going to go off on another rant about how I can’t understand why folks are voting for the personality-challenged, but I really can’t.
Whatever. As usual, Ryan brought the bottom three contestants onto the stage; the first two being Phil Stacey and Haley Scarnato. And I was hopeful, because they both deserved to be there. Then Ryan passed over Sanjaya (no suprise) and told Chris Sligh he was joining the Super Bland Duo onstage. Chris looked like he knew it would be him, but I had my fingers crossed even after Phil (and his ridiculous tilted railroad conductor hat) was sent back to safety.
Haley ended up being safe, and Chris’s mission of “Bringing Chubby Back” was sent down the shitter. He sang that Police song from last night again, and actually sounded much better, walking up to each Idol contestant and giving them a hug. He also accused Phil of owing him fifty bucks. Cocaine, you think? Or maybe crack? Mmmm, I dunno, Phil looks like a pill-popper to me. Probably trucker speed.

Celeb snoops are snitching that Britney Spears and womanizer Justin Timberlake will head to a Los Angeles recording studio this week with Timbaland to record an updated version of the Motown classic “You’re All I Need To Get By,” originally a hit for Marvin Gaye and Tammi Terrell in 1968. Heaven Help Us.

A panicky church guard ordered a photographer at gunpoint to stay clear of Britney Spears. Read the rest of this entry »

“Randy [Spelling] was Paris’ number one,” according to Hollywood agent David Weintraub (Go sue him, Paris), “and her number 50 and number 150.” Read the rest of this entry »

According to celebrity poop scoopers, the fashionably challenged Olsen twins are allegedly planning to have matching nose jobs. Read the rest of this entry »

Apparently LiLo isn’t interested in “reconnecting” with her recently released from Clinton Correctional Facility Father. Read the rest of this entry »

And now for this week’s “What The Fuck” Moment Of The Week. Courtney Love and her saggy love handles were caught lounging on a beach in Hawaii this week….She needs ass implants. Read the rest of this entry »

Jane Pratt, founder and ex-Editor in Chief of Jane magazine, recently dished that she once boinked bisexual actress Drew Barrymore. Read the rest of this entry »
Jennifer Aniston is reportedly interested in moving to New York City for better dating prospects. According to US magazine’s “sources” Jen thinks that she has a better chance of meeting smart men with some culture in Manhattan. She is apparently “over” Hollywood and its whole scene.
LA psychologist, Dr. Yvonne Thomas, stated that because Jen didn’t turn and run immediately after her marriage to Brad Pitt fell apart shows that she isn’t just acting impulsively, but rather is thinking things through.