Heather Mills, the estranged wife of former Beatle Paul McCartney, is calling claims that she walked away with a divorce settlement between sixty-four and eighty million dollars untrue.

Mishcon de Reya Solicitors is H&M’s divorce attorney: “With regard to the article in yesterday’s News of the World, we would like to state that there has been no offer made whatsoever at any time to our client and therefore no settlement has been agreed.”

TMZ sources are snitching about the lineup for latest season of Dancing with the Stars, set for a March 29th debut on ABC.

Former country singer turned Disney series dad Billy Ray Cyrus will join “Steve from 90210,” otherwise known as Ian Ziering and female boxer Laila Ali to battle it out in the ballroom.

Former member of NSYNC Joey Fatone is also being reportedly joining this season’s cast.

Last Friday, we reported that PETA was planning to crash the perfume launch party being given for Jennifer Lopez’ newest fragrance Glow after Dark in Downey, California.

Representatives from the animal rights group did, in fact, infiltrate the event, taking the stage pretending to be auditioning to become one of the line’s newest faces and then launching a verbal assault on the Get Right singer. Jenn was not present.

J.Lo, fur ho!” screamed one of the activists, “I think the most important thing about being a diva…is not only being sexy and being stylish, but is not wearing real fucking fur!”

The activists were removed from the Macy’s location by store security.

Fans, gays, costars, and everyone in showbiz is hatin’ on Grey’s Anatomy star Isaiah Washington since he unintentionally outed co-star T.R. Knight and used the word “faggot” at the Golden Globe awards.

Even so, his character, Dr. Preston Burke, is too pivotal to the series for ABC to kick him off mid-season — especially now that he’s officially apologized to castmates and fans (not to mention his verbal exchanges have probably pumped up the show’s already sky-high ratings!). And since he at least appears to be working on his verbal diarrhea, as well as meeting with gay and lesbian advocacy groups, ABC (and parent company Disney) will probably give him a second chance.

Following the Golden Globes, the Gay and Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation issued a statement vehemently condemning the actor’s slurs. That (and perhaps Disney’s anti-discrimination policy) prompted the public apology from Washington “to T.R., my colleagues, the fans of the show and especially the lesbian and gay community for using a word that is unacceptable in any context or circumstance.”

(GLADD president Neil Giuliano says the organization is encouraged by Washington’s apology, and plans to meet with the actor this week).

But Knight and other castmates are still a bit charred over the f-burn.

First among them: Anatomy’s resident hunk Patrick Dempsey (“Dr. McDreamy”), who was involved in his own confrontation with Washington back in October.

And although he kept a quiet, public profile at the Golden Globes after Washington used the “f” word again, Dempsey reportedly told Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip’s Sarah Paulson, “If someone said that about me and outed me that way, it would be really hard. I appreciate that (Grey’s co-star) Katherine Heigl stood up for T.R. because it’s our job to protect each other.”

The first of many ironies about the Washington-Knight situation is that Anatomy’s network ABC landed eight nominations from the GLADD, the group announced Sunday.

What’s most interesting, perhaps, is that Washington’s real-life drama manages to top a highly dramatic GA storyline. For the past couple of weeks, Washington’s character and on-air girlfriend Christine Yang (played by Sandra Oh), have been torturing each other with the silent treatment, which began when Yang outed her boyfriend’s inability to perform surgeries with injured, shaky hands.

It wouldn’t be so torturous if he kept his mouth shut more often in public, too.

Former Beatle Paul McCartney and his estranged wife Heather Mills have reached a settlement in their bitter divorce.

According to details of the iron clad deal, H&M will walk away with $80 million ($20 million for each year of marriage), and in return P.M won’t have to face charges that he was abusive to his wife of four years.

Paul has also agreed to gave Heather his Georgian house in St John’s Wood, north-west London and a Beverly Hills mansion in Los Angeles – combined are reportedly worth $25 million.

Sources close to Paul’s daughters, Stella and Mary, report that the sisters are up in arms and out of their seats:

“Stella used to joke about looking forward to the day when Heather didn’t even have one leg to stand on in court. But now that day will never come.”