Terry McMillan, the author behind big screen hits like “Waiting to Exhale” and “How Stella Got Her Groove Back,” is screaming that the gay gay that that she married as a twenty-one year old more than a decade ago is ruining her life.

T.M’s hairstylist ex, Jonathan Plummer, has signed a book deal with Simon & Schuster for a fictionalized tell-all account based on his relationship with the author called “Balancing Act.” Terry’s “Groove Back” novel was based on the relationship and turned into an international best seller.

“He is like a fucking Duracell, and I want him out of my fucking life, and he won’t let me out of his life. I can’t live like this. I just do not want to end up dead because no one did anything to stop him,” T.M said in an interview with the San Francisco Gate. She has reportedly contacted the F.B.I accusing Jonathan of extortion.

Jonathan has been threatening to expose homophobic statements made by the award-winning author and T.M admits to writing “Fag Juice Burn Baby Burn” on a bottle of Jamaican hot pepper sauce, and scribbling “Jonathan’s fag boyfriend fag” on a photo of a friend.

J.P accepted a settlement offer of $28,000 plus an additional $27,000 for lawyer’s fees. He wants more:

“All this can go away, you know, if you just, you know, make an offer because I just thought I was treated bad … poorly I guess with the settlement offer and … I just thought, you know, it’s just something for me to see if I can get back on my feet again because you know I’m struggling.”

“Basically, I was saying if you don’t want me to do any more interviews, just make me an offer — and she calls it extortion,” the native-born Jamaican, who Terry insists married her to obtain citizenship, says in his Gate interview.

“Say,” J.P asked the San Francisco Gate, “do you think you could mention where I work — the Diablo Beauty Salon in Danville? I could use the clients.”

Model Heidi Klum and her husband smooth singer Seal have decorated their home with naked potraits of their family, according to friends who visited the couple following last Monday night’s Golden Globe Awards.

“There are big naked photo portraits of them, with the kids [Leni and Henry],” says the New York source. The nude photos appear to have been taken prior to the birth of the couple’s third child Johan.

“They are tasteful but, you know, confronting,” the snitch says.

In spite of breakup rumors, planted by Britney herself, late last week, B.S and the McDonald’s model were spotted together at the ritzy Hollywood hot spot Cabana on Friday night.

Covergirl model Queen Latifah will be in New York City on January 29th in search of a new face to appear in the ad campaign for her CoverGirl Queen Collection.

All women of color — from Latina to African American — ages 18-48 are invited to audition for the role in front of a panel of judges that will include Queen Latifah. The ladies will be asked to share their story on how they have achieved both inner and outer beauty. The committee is also interested in personal traits like community service and overcoming obstacles.

The casting call will take place between 11 AM and 4 PM (contestants will start lining up at ten) at BB King Blues Club and Grill at 237 West 42nd Street.

Paris Hilton has reached a plea deal with prosecutors stemming from her September 7th arrest for driving erratically with a blood alcohol level of .08.

P.H entered a plea of no contest today on a charge of reckless driving. She was placed on thirty-six months probation, and must also pay a fine of $390 and attend an alcohol education program.