Nick Carter says he decided to fight fire with fire when he learned that Paris Hilton was rampantly cheating on him with Sophia Bush’s fiancé, Chad Michael Murray – so he waited until she jetted off to Australia and then jumped into bed with Ashlee Simpson.

The former Backstreet Boy revealed his revenge tactic when he and his kid brother Aaron visited Page Six yesterday to promote their E! show, “House of Carters,” on their way to an Us Weekly luncheon
“I’d fallen head over heels with this chick. Then, all of a sudden, three months go by and I got people telling me, ‘Nick, you know what Paris is doing to you,’ and I got a little upset,” Carter related. “So then I just decided to fight back a little bit and started doing my own thing again. The result is I hooked up with Ashlee Simpson. When Paris came back from Australia, they talked to each other and she found out about it.

“So I brought it up to her and said, ‘You know what I did, and now it’s your turn. Why don’t you tell me what you did.’ And she goes, ‘I never did anything! I never cheated on you.’ I had kind of started to really like Ashlee and I was thinking about the dating stage, then, before you know it [bleep]ing bitch-face comes back.”

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As a person with a history of relational fuckups the key thing here is just be fucking honest. If Nick thought Paris was cheating fucking as the dumb broad. Then if she lies. WALK AWAY. Never go out and sleep with another dumb broad to get back at another. This always backfires and makes you look like the Zonkey instead just be straight up and tell the truth and then walk away.

If this tactic doesn’t work just tell all her friends she has herpes, and write her cell phone number on celebrity blogs.

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Lindsey Lohan isn’t talking to Daddy Lohan. I wonder if she cares about her drunkbeat father? He’s mailing her letters via the local newspaper. How sad.

Fergie’s music is horrible. But her attack on bloggers is even worse.

When discussing “Pedestal,” a track that rips bitchy bloggers and other Internet haters a new one. “I just think, ‘Wow, I’ve worked so hard for this, but what are you doing other than sitting there behind your computers and talking shit about people?’ If people don’t like me, fine, but don’t dis people if you’re not getting off your ass and doing something about your own life.”

No seriously I actually do.