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The Nick Carter Strategy to Fucking Up Relationships

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September 30th, 2006 by Cowboy

Tagged as: Nick Carter, Paris Hilton, Popular Culture

Nick Carter says he decided to fight fire with fire when he learned that Paris Hilton was rampantly cheating on him with Sophia Bush’s fiancé, Chad Michael Murray – so he waited until she jetted off to Australia and then jumped into bed with Ashlee Simpson.

The former Backstreet Boy revealed his revenge tactic when he and his kid brother Aaron visited Page Six yesterday to promote their E! show, “House of Carters,” on their way to an Us Weekly luncheon
“I’d fallen head over heels with this chick. Then, all of a sudden, three months go by and I got people telling me, ‘Nick, you know what Paris is doing to you,’ and I got a little upset,” Carter related. “So then I just decided to fight back a little bit and started doing my own thing again. The result is I hooked up with Ashlee Simpson. When Paris came back from Australia, they talked to each other and she found out about it.

“So I brought it up to her and said, ‘You know what I did, and now it’s your turn. Why don’t you tell me what you did.’ And she goes, ‘I never did anything! I never cheated on you.’ I had kind of started to really like Ashlee and I was thinking about the dating stage, then, before you know it [bleep]ing bitch-face comes back.”

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As a person with a history of relational fuckups the key thing here is just be fucking honest. If Nick thought Paris was cheating fucking as the dumb broad. Then if she lies. WALK AWAY. Never go out and sleep with another dumb broad to get back at another. This always backfires and makes you look like the Zonkey instead just be straight up and tell the truth and then walk away.

If this tactic doesn’t work just tell all her friends she has herpes, and write her cell phone number on celebrity blogs.

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Cool Deal of The Century: Fusily T Shirts

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September 25th, 2006 by Cowboy

Tagged as: Freebies, Popular Culture

We will give a free shirt to anyone who gets a picture or an article about Fusilly published in a newspaper, magazine, web article, etc. Use the Contact Us section to give us all the details. We’ll of course need a copy of the article or web address. And no…taking a picture of yourself and posting it in your snapfish photo album does not count.

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Check it out you can get free t-shirts from Fusilly.com

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Lohan having troubles on the home front?

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September 25th, 2006 by Cowboy

Tagged as: Lindsay Lohan, Popular Culture

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Lindsey Lohan isn’t talking to Daddy Lohan. I wonder if she cares about her drunkbeat father? He’s mailing her letters via the local newspaper. How sad.

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Fergies bashes bloggers

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September 19th, 2006 by Cowboy

Tagged as: Fergie, Popular Culture

Fergie’s music is horrible. But her attack on bloggers is even worse.

When discussing “Pedestal,” a track that rips bitchy bloggers and other Internet haters a new one. “I just think, ‘Wow, I’ve worked so hard for this, but what are you doing other than sitting there behind your computers and talking shit about people?’ If people don’t like me, fine, but don’t dis people if you’re not getting off your ass and doing something about your own life.”

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Why Do I like HER singing?

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September 19th, 2006 by Cowboy

Tagged as: Paris Hilton, Popular Culture

No seriously I actually do.

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Why I like Scarlett Johansson

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September 19th, 2006 by Cowboy

Tagged as: Popular Culture, Scarlett Johansson

According to ABC News, though, Scarlett is happy enough with her curvy figure. I’m curvy. I’m never going to be 5′11′ and 120 pounds. But I feel lucky to have what I’ve got. via

The reasons I like Scarlett are a bit different. She isn’t Paris Hilton. She isnt’ Lindsey Firecroth Lohan. She isnt’ Britney. She is Scarlett. She doesn’t have to vomit after a good meal. She’s a touch on the healthy side. And she’s confident. To me this is a real woman. She doesn’t have to go to Africa or marry Brad Pitt. She can just be her self and she’s drop dead sexy.

Huge points in my book.

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Lindsey breaks wrists wearing ugly ass shoes

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September 19th, 2006 by Cowboy

Tagged as: Lindsay Lohan, Popular Culture

Access Hollywood broke news Friday night that actress Lindsay Lohan was taken to St. Vincent’s hospital in New York, suffering a wrist injury.

I really hope it wasnt these boots and that we don’t need the usual toxicology reports to prove that she’s really a blonde ditze drunken whore.

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Is Lindsey Lohan abandoning Amerika?

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September 19th, 2006 by Cowboy

Tagged as: Harry Morton, Lindsay Lohan, Popular Culture

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Is Lindsay Lohan moving to England?

The “Mean Girls” star has been visiting England lately — where she made the news in Internet blogs by exiting a car sans her skivvies — and has so enjoyed her time there that she’s reportedly planning to stay.

Lohan has been real estate shopping in trendy Notting Hill, according to London’s Mail on Sunday.

Well its about time we exported one of our white trash actors to my least favorite ass kissing country on the globe.

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Harry Potter Is Big in Cuba

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September 16th, 2006 by Cowboy

Tagged as: Guantanamo Bay, Popular Culture, Terrorists

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The Harry Potter stories are the most popular books in the Guantanamo Bay detention centre’s library, the Pentagon has revealed.

JK Rowling’s tales of the teenage wizard were the most requested by terror suspects held at the high-security camp from among 3,500 titles available

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Good to know we are finding new ways to torture innocent terrorists.

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Weekend Exploration with Celebrity Cowboy

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September 16th, 2006 by Cowboy

Tagged as: Network Updates, Popular Culture

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