Let me get this straight. Since Kevin Federline and Britney Spears are having their second child, Kevin now has to get rid of his six pet sharks? So they were not worried about one child being eaten, but two is a problem?

Spears apparently fears that the six Australian gray nurse sharks could be risky with two children around the house, and while Kevin loves his sharks, Britney wants it to be safe for the children.

“Kevin loves those sharks,” a family friend told the mag. “He even named them. But Brit said there’s no way he’d be keeping them.”

Since when does Britney worry about safety?

Via: MSNBC

Who’s the latest celebrity hopping on the baby bandwagon? None other than Drew Barrymore, 31.

“I definitely feel the beginnings of a tick-tock,” she says. “Whether I have children or adopt – whatever form a family comes in, I would absolutely love to have it.”

You can’t help but love the bubbly, vivacious actress who shot to fame as a little tyke in Steven Spielberg’s E.T. And while she’s ready for a family, Barrymore hasn’t quite realized the fact she’s an adult now.

“Am I going to walk home from work one day… and realize I’m a homeowner? That I run a production company and have responsiblities and a long term relationship? All of those things are so adult,” she says.

You can read more about Barrymore’s biological clock here.

Jennifer Aniston recently set the record straight in no uncertain terms regarding her relationship and alleged engagement to Vince Vaughn. Jennifer stated clearly, in an exclusive interview that she initiated with People magazine, “I’m not engaged and I don’t have a ring and I haven’t been proposed to.” She went on to say that normally she tries not to acknowledge such stories, but when her father told her it was on the CNN crawl she just had to speak up. “When it starts to travel over into the Today show and CNN and supposedly reliable and accurate news programs, then you just go, ‘This is insane.’ People are getting fed a lot of bull.”

So, after being seen together regularly since they co-starred in The Break-Up last year, where does her relationship with Vince Vaughn really stand? “We’re just being,” Aniston says. “We’re having a good time.”

Well I was a glad to hear about the engagement and therefore a little bummed to hear it was all untrue. Now I wonder if Jennifer and Vince will end up “having a good time” for the long run, or will we hear about a real version of The Break-Up on the CNN crawl???

It seems that Myspace serves as the stomping ground for everyone to air their dirty laundry these days — including celebrities.

Blink 182 drummer Travis Barker and former Miss USA Shanna Moakler filed for divorce on August 8th of this year. Now, they’ve taken to spewing rants on Myspace about the relationship.

On Tuesday, a posting from Barker appears to indicate the musician is moving on with his life.

“Today is a new day, my hotel is still here, the suns out, my cadillac has a full tank of gas and the city’s pulsing… the amount of emails and support I received from u guys is krazy. I’m moving on, moving up and life is what I make of it.”

Sounds great, until you realize that just one day prior to this cheery post, Barker complains about how Moakler allegedly neglected their three children, one of which was a child born from her previous relationship with boxer Oscar De La Hoya.

For her part, Moakler denies the claims, stating that “The picture he paints is so far-fetched… I am truly concerned for him.”

You can read more about the former couple’s Myspace rants here.