It’s official. The Newlyweds are finally over, dunzo, totally effing finito, with obviously no possibility for the reconciliation that’s been hinted at by the tabs for months. This actually makes me kind of sad. Granted, she’s dumber than a rock, but they seemed in love. I really thought these crazy kids were gonna make it.
From People:
Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey look like they’re on their way to a speedy divorce, according to legal papers filed in L.A. County Superior Court.
The documents, signed by both Lachey and Simpson, request that retired Superior Court Judge Dana Senit Henry be appointed “for the sole purpose of” ending the couple’s marriage.
The former Newlyweds are asking the judge to “bifurcate” the case, meaning to make the divorce official without settling all the financial details of the split. The decision should come within a month’s time.
At least Jessica will always have her amazing performance in Dukes of Hazzard to fall back on.
Is it weird that I totally want Nick Lachey’s new album?
An arrest has been made in the case of the stolen Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt photographs. Yes, ‘Brangelina’ have their baby shower pictures back.
According to a published report, law enforcement officials have arrested a suspect who allegedly stole around 450 pictures of the ‘Brangelina’ family photos taken in Namibia by the couple, Pitt’s spokeswoman, Cindy Guagenti said.
Guagenti indicated yesterday that she wasn’t at liberty to go into the details of the arrest, which allegedly took place on Tuesday in California.
My instincts tell me Jen was behind this. I bet Vince put her up to it. He’s so wacky!
In news absolutely no one cares about, Taylor Hicks’ first crush has finally been FOUND!! I didn’t know she was lost. Oh well.
Apparently this chick was the first object of Taylor Hicks’ affections. If you don’t mind, I’d rather refer to her as The Luckiest Woman Alive. I mean, seriously. Look at this guy.
People writes:
Just two weeks after American Idol winner Taylor Hicks told PEOPLE about his very first crush, the magazine received a call from the object of his affection, Christy Lee Worsham.
Now 32 and a stay-at-home mom, Worsham tells PEOPLE in its new issue, “I don’t think I realized how big his crush was until I read about it.”
But Hicks, 29, never forgot about her. “I was in the second grade; she was in the sixth,” he told PEOPLE. “To a certain degree, I still like older women. I’ve dated more older women than younger women.”
“He was such a fun kid,” Worsham recalls, and adds that she wouldn’t mind catching up with the Soul Patrolman. “I’m married,” she tells PEOPLE. “But I’d love to reconnect. He was like a brother to me.”
Alright, the competition has kicked itself up a notch! Angleina posed for nude paintings during her pregnancy, but wouldn’t let anyone see them. Maybe they aren’t even real … hmm … Facing this Britney had to pose nude on the cover of Harper’s Bazaar! She looks lovely, even is we don’t believe she’s any closer to her natural hair color, but what will be next? Gwenyth flaunting herself on Leno?
Or is Brittney going retro? We can’t forget that Demi Moore went here first, back in the day, on the cover of Vanity Fair!
