Maddox Shimizu?

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I’ll let the pictures speak for themselves. (Thanks to Michael K. at DListed for the merged pic. Original pics from Janet Charlton.) So yeah, okay, Mad and Jenny Shimizu look alike. Must be… the mohawk.

Nepotism Profile of the Week

Emma Rose Robert

Ms. Emma Rose Roberts. Lovely, talented, teenaged and already building a nice career in movies like Blow and Aquamarine. Who is she really? Where did she come from? Check out those teeth, ladies and gents. Her dear auntie is the unforgettable Julia Roberts! I wish my auntie could give me a gift like that. “Happy…

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Timber!

Rob Schneider

Rob Schneider, the master of the ridiculous, had a run in with realty today. While shooting at a women’s prison in Cali, he collapsed under the strain. Yes, he’d been ill, and yes the temperatures were outrageous, but lets get real. This is a women’s prison, sonny, how bad could it be? I’m sure the…

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What?

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Wacky diva Mariah Carey is reportedly on a bizarre ‘purple-food only’ diet to stop her getting wrinkles. The leggy singer is taking purple meals – consisting of ingredients such as grapes and beetroot – three days a week after hearing the food is high in vitamins and anti-oxidants. A source tells The Sun. “It sounds…

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Mariska Hargitay Squirts One Out

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Lovely and talented Golden Globe winner Mariska Hargitay of Law & Order: SVU finally gave birth to her first child, a boy named August. Here’s what Lucifer/FOX News has to say about it: Mariska Hargitay, star of TV’s “Law & Order: SVU,” and her husband Peter Hermann welcomed their first child, her publicist told The…

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No more love for Jessica

Jessica Simpson "love"

It’s official. The Newlyweds are finally over, dunzo, totally effing finito, with obviously no possibility for the reconciliation that’s been hinted at by the tabs for months. This actually makes me kind of sad. Granted, she’s dumber than a rock, but they seemed in love. I really thought these crazy kids were gonna make it.…

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Jennifer Aniston Arrested!

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From The Post Chronicle: An arrest has been made in the case of the stolen Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt photographs. Yes, ‘Brangelina’ have their baby shower pictures back. According to a published report, law enforcement officials have arrested a suspect who allegedly stole around 450 pictures of the ‘Brangelina’ family photos taken in Namibia…

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Does he make you proud, Christy Lee Worsham??

Taylor Hicks SINGS!

In news absolutely no one cares about, Taylor Hicks’ first crush has finally been FOUND!! I didn’t know she was lost. Oh well. Apparently this chick was the first object of Taylor Hicks’ affections. If you don’t mind, I’d rather refer to her as The Luckiest Woman Alive. I mean, seriously. Look at this guy.…

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Bellies Everywhere!

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Alright, the competition has kicked itself up a notch! Angleina posed for nude paintings during her pregnancy, but wouldn’t let anyone see them. Maybe they aren’t even real … hmm … Facing this Britney had to pose nude on the cover of Harper’s Bazaar! She looks lovely, even is we don’t believe she’s any closer…

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Rush Limbaugh Viagra Bust

Rush Limbaugh was detained for more than three hours Monday at Palm Beach International Airport after authorities said they found a bottle of Viagra in his possession without a prescription. Customs officials found a prescription bottle labeled as Viagra in his luggage that didn’t have Limbaugh’s name on it, but that of two doctors, said…

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Adam Sandler’s Click Lights Up the Box Office

Adam Sandler took charge of the remote control at the weekend box office. His comic fantasy “Click,” about a man whose new universal remote takes control of his life and leaves it in chaos, debuted as the No. 1 movie with $40 million, according to studio estimates Sunday. Sony’s “Click” bumped off the Disney-Pixar animated…

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