Nicole Kidman finally gets another ball and chain

I cant say how happy I am to hear that Nicole Kidman is finally engaged. Keith Urban seems like a real down to earth, down under, sort of guy. And the pictures I’ve seen of them together (which is like two) seem really sweet. I like her. I like her breast friend Naomi Watts. I…

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Joey is toast

Poor Matt LaBlanc. ‘Joey’ has been cancelled after NBC called it a “catastrophic ratings failure.” I wouldn’t say catastrophic… I just didn’t watch it. But here’s the deal. I did watch one episode, and it was fine – as in mediocre. Like most television. There are a number of other shows that need to be…

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Shannon Thompson is my favorite celeb

You may not have heard of him yet. And all I have to say is, have you been to your local comedy club? This up and coming comedian is my FAVORITE for a number of reasons. He’s hysterical, he goes down on me and his mom takes me shopping. Okay, yeah, he’s my paper boy,…

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J-Lo’s ass to get much, much bigger

So she’s having Marc Anthony’s baby. I can only presume. She hasn’t changed men in a while, so he’s a safe bet. She hasn’t fessed up just yet, but Jennifer Lopez has cancelled her up coming concert tour without explaination, and reports say that she has been spotted with a small bump on her belly…

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Ellen DeGeneres cures diseases

Anyone who watched Ally McBeal as religiously as me (no making fun) would know that Portia de Rossi prolly had an eating disorder. Okay, and maybe people who didn’t watch Ally (your loss) would prolly notice it too. But Portia says her girlfriend Ellen DeGeneres saved her from anorexia. Born in Australia (didn’t know that),…

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