‘The View’ will be cutie pa-tudie!

Rose O’Donnell has accepted a spot on ‘The View’ – a show I never watch and wouldn’t if it were the last TV program on Earth. She will be replacing Meredeth Vieria – I have no idea who that is. I really don’t know who most the women are except of course Barbara Wa-Wa and…

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Jennifer Anniston endures yet another slap in the face

I read her Vanity Fair interview, okay? I know she cried through the WHOLE thing pretty much. Same as Teri Hatcher now that I think about it. Those Vanity Fair reporters must be brutal! OR it could be that Jen had just been publicly dumped by her husband Brad Pitt who cavorts to all sorts…

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That Crazy Tom Cruise

It has a sort of ‘Wacko Jacko’ ring to it, doesn’t it? I’ve made no secret of the fact that I think Tom Cruise will be the next celeb to publicly self-destruct. And just when you think he can’t get any stranger he says something random like ‘I’m going to eat my baby’s placenta.’ I…

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Pitt and Jolie are famous because they don’t want attention

In a recent statement, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have asked the press to leave them alone. Just because they make millions of dollars, travel all over the world, broke up Pitts marriage, posed in magazine ads together and made a movie together – they really just want to be left alone. “We love Africa…

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Tom Cruise hires computer geeks to skew poll

Poor Tom. He just can’t win lately. Especially not with me, since he is my current favorite crazy celebrity. I live for him getting nutting and doing crazy shit – which apparently he can’t help. Before Tom was Michael Jackson, and before that was… well, nobody. It’s a new fettish. But Cruise is the one…

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Lindsay Lohan, tired of old arch nemisis, takes on new one

I guess Hillary Duff (and her crazy rocker boyfriend) is old news. Lindsay is just not getting the same headlines hating on Hillary that she used to. And since she’s ready to pick a fight with just about anyone, she picked the very-much-in-the-headlines Jessica Simpson. Apparently she sent over a round of champaign to Jessica…

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Barbara Streisand turns her back on her gays

She’s been a favorite of the gay community since her Yentil days. I don’t know a gay man who doesn’t love her. Every drag show I’ve ever been to (and I’ve been to a more than a couple) has featured a fabulous – though a little boxy – Babs impersonator. So why did she refuse…

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A nasty, public, celebricous divorce

My favorite! Don’t get me wrong – I watched and enjoyed me some Newlyweds. The news that they were going to divorce was not welcome, but not unexpected. If I had to pick one guy to have sex with for the rest of my life, it probably wouldn’t be Nick Lachey. But I like his…

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Why Naomi Campbell needs TV shows like Tyra Banks

Well the first reason would be that she’s flipping out throwing shit at people. Campbell has been arrested in NYC for striking her assistant in the head with ‘an object’. Which uncannily resembled a machete. In late March, she was charged and faces up to seven years in jail. She insists in the press that…

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Terry Hatcher goes slumming

Oh Terry. Surely you know that Ryan Seacrest is the dorky guy of Hollywood. No one takes him seriously. Even my staunch Mormon mother makes fun of him, and she likes everyone (that the rule). Don’t date him. Don’t do it! Despite my pleas, Seacrest has been confirming rumors that the two are together right…

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