Harrison Ford and I hate the internet

I can’t believe that there are people out there that have nothing better to do than spread salacious rumors about celebs on the internet. I mean, who DOES that? Ford says: “The worst thing about the internet is that anything and everything is up for grabs. How can that be, when I limit my public…

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Ike Turner is a bad man in good company

Ike Turner is among the ultimate movie bad guys according to a new poll in Vibe Magazine. Laurence Fishburnes’s Tina-beating Ike came in #4 on a list of fictional characters. You know you’ve crossed the line when you’re spookier than Norman Bates. My only question is, Tina, why’d you make him hit you? The list…

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Wonder Woman never disowned HER dad

I guess at some point we all wanted to be Wonder Woman (I was really more of a Bionic Woman kind of gal). And we all wanted to disown our parents. But only Linday Lohan actually makes those dreams a reality. Fortunately most of us outgrew those yearnings… except maybe those of the gay male…

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Tupac is alive!

For those of you who follow the whole Biggie Smalls-Tupac shootings (East Si-eede! West Si-eede!) gangsta stuff, here’s a little video for you. Like all deaths of infamous figures, a rumor has circulated since the shooting that Tupac is still alive. This little anti-climatic snippet on Jokaroo claims footage of a guy who looks a…

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So which fucking ‘rude gesture’ did Madonna make?

Trying to be all edgy and shit, Madonna made her most recent video – ironically called ‘Sorry’ – with a ‘rude gesture’ to the camera. So before the release, music execs had the video re-edited for distribution. An insider said: “I guess it was too vulgar for general audiences. Besides, it is a rather unseemly…

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