When Paris Hilton does something, she does it big.
So when she talks shit, she does it to the New York Post.
When it comes back to bite her in the ass, it’s a $10 million lawsuit.

Having admitted to said recent shit-talking, Paris may have to pay big to the ex-girlfriend of her Greek ex-boyfriend. Not the ex-girlfriend of her current Greek soon-to-be ex-boyfriend, but the ex of his good friend who is also named Paris who used to be engaged to Paris. Ya get that? Whatever. My point is that Paris admitted to making up stories about this Greek chick, saying she was jealous and had a criminal record. Luckily, her family’s sorta rich and it will likely just end up a slap on her be-jeweled writs. Now that’s hot!

Grab your vicking horn hat and come observe the remains of Flavor Flav, may he rest in peace. I’m sad to see him go this way. It’s painful. Not for him – for me.

This man was once a classically trained pianist who became a cornerstone of the political hip-hop movement back in the 80’s. Public Enemy was IT. It was SO IT that my parents wouldn’t let me listen to it. And Flavor Flav who basically invented the ironic, over-the-top delivery later mimicked by Busta Rhymes, Ol’ Dirty Bastard and Eminem.

I know it’s tough when you’re career stalls, and a few run-ins with the law is par for the course. But a run in with Bridgette Nielson on the Sureal life is right out. To ad lemon juice to my paper cut, VH1 followed that up with ‘Strange Love’ about his nauseating new relationship. His latest reality show ‘Flavor of Love’ – like The Bachelor with a big clock around his neck – aims to fill the big, big, big void left by Bridgette. Gouge out my eyes now! Quickly! Before I have to see Janice Dickensen one more time!

It’s sad dude, it’s just sad. So goobye Foofy-Foofy. I’m sure glad Flavor Flav isn’t around to see you go.

A video from god knows when is circulating about Britney Spears’ foot fettish. Apparently she likes to have men kiss her feet.
Well there’s a shocker.

Just ask Justin Timberlake or her first husband – jim-bob whatever his name was from podunk highschool back home. They’ll tell you that she doesn’t go just for the garden-variety niceness from a guy. On your knees now! The most obvious example is lap-dog and husband Kevin Federline whose only job appears to be kissing her feet. Thanks for the bling Britney baby – take off your shoes. And just when you thought she’d done enough in recent months to freak people out. She has YEARS ahead of her to reach Madonna level crazy. But there’s no stopping her – she’s jumping in with both feet. Pun intended.

I think it’s ironic that a woman who likes to have her feet kissed also likes to go into public restrooms barefoot, and was asked recently to put her shoes back on because of the stench. I don’t care who you are Mrs. Federline, I don’t think anyone in the world wants to go near your feet. Ever.

Just when you hoped you’d seen the last of hip-swiveling, Chip N’ Dale dancing, drag wearing Patrick Swayze, he back. Here’s a link to funny commentary on Patricks new business venture – rap music.

Read Funny Blogger’s own Shannon Thompson’s commentary here.

I’m not sure how much singing he’s done in recent years. He had that one mushy hit from Dirty Dancing in the 1980’s and that’s about it. I guess Swayze has been gettin’ all up in with the rappers and has decided to incorporate “rap rhythms as an emotional undercurrent for ballads.” Yikes. Trying to imagine “She’s like the wind” with a rap undercurrent seems very David Lynch.

As Rob Reiner’s most recent film TANKS at the box office – you gotta wonder. What happened to the man who made “A Few Good Men,” “Stand By Me,” “The Princess Bride” and “This is Spinal Tap?”

Apparently, the director’s position for “Rumor has it” was dumped in Reiner’s lap when the screenplay’s writerTed Griffin was fired. What was intended to be a kitchy indie film script originally (according to Variety) was pushed into the mainstream by Griffin’s big star casting (Jennifer Aniston, Shirley MacLaine and Kevin Costner) – not to mention Reiner’s tired and predictable directing.

Unfortunately for Reiner, the flop is just another on a growing list of box office winners in recent years like “The Story of Us,” “Alex and Emma” and “Ghosts of Mississippi.” Didn’t see these movies? Thank your lucky stars.
According to IMDB, he has an new project in the works called “Whiskey River,” scheduled for release in 2007. The story of a father who kidnaps his son from the front lines of the Iraq war. Sounds promising… and only Rob Reiner could really fuck it up.