I love when the crazies fight.
Rosemary’s baby mama Mia Farrow, now 60, has publicly renounced her relationship with adopted daughter Soon-Yi Previn – you know, the one that stole her husband Woody Allen. Farrow split with Allen – 14 YEARS AGO – in 1992 after discovering his affair with their adopted daughter. Farrow said she is finally ready to move on after the heartbreak. So she’s going to pretend Soon-Yi is dead. “It’s easier to mourn her loss and move forward than to live with, ‘Every time the phone rings, will it be her and what will we say and how will we deal with it…?’ She’s gone.”

Farrow took things a step further recently by accusing Soon-Yi of gold digging.
Farrow said, “She was on the streets in Korea when she was captured and brought to the state orphanage. And in a way I can see from her perspective – a very limited perspective – that she’s improved her situation. She’s got the penthouse and the seat at Elaine’s (New York restaurant) or, whatever I had, she has.” Nothing like a little mud slinging to prove that you’re so over it.

I can’t wait for Soon-Yi to respond.
Oh wait. She doesn’t talk. EVER.

On a fabulous vacation serving as groupie to my comedian boyfriend we had the fortune of staying at the Club Med in Port St. Lucie, Florida.
For struggling writers like us, this was the HIGH LIFE.
Open buffet, sun, water, and all the booze you can stomach.

Also drawn to the Club Med, apparently, are celebrities like Eddie Money. Remember that guy? Eddie freakin Money! And we almost saw this bastion of rock and roll puttering around the Club Med golf course. We didn’t ACTUALLY see him, but I heard the dirt from a drunk at the comedy club that night. This guy, a UPS delivery driver, was paired with Eddie Money and a couple of his buddies for a round of golf.

When UPS guy asked Eddie if he minded if he smoked a little pot, Eddie and his buddies were IN. After that, they were fast friends, and UPS guy was invited to their concert that night at some tiny venue and then back stage to party. UPS guy, wasted at the club, said it “blew his mind.” No doubt.

I can’t blame her.
I LOVE Chris Martin’s voice.
But after months of speculation, Gwyneth Paltrow has comfirmed that she is pregnant with her emo rock stud’s – of Coldplay – 2nd baby. After naming their first child Apple, we can all hope that they will stay away from fruit for their second child.

The revelation came when Gwyneth was promoting her new movie “Proof.”
Moderator for the “Insider” (and blast from the “Where are they now?” file”) Lou Diamond Phillips asked Paltrow, “How far along are you?”
“Far enough along to feel very cumbersome,” she answered.

Well, babies are cumbersome. Whatever you do, don’t name this one watermelon.

The Olsen twins – famous initially for their Oscar worthy performances on “Full House” – have invested in a cake company as a way to expand their million dollar fortunate.
A: They don’t really need to make more money. They’re pretty much set for life.
B: I hope they are eating as many cakes as they are selling. Maybe that’s just me.

Because they have money to throw around, they are investing $2 million in their favorite bakery,Sweet Lady Jane’s. The bakers there have created wedding cakes for Jennifer Lopez, Bruce Springsteen and Carnie Wilson. Not that Carnie needs any more cake.

Mary-Kate and Ashley are said to be so involved in all aspects of their new business, such as coming up with cake ideas for Sweet Lady Jane such as “How to keep cake in the stomach before puking,” and “How to lick the frosting off without being noticed.”

Okay, the only thing more tired than admitting to an eating disorder is taking it back once it’s reported. Give me a friggin break.

After admitting to bulimia the Vanity Fair article that hit the stands this last week, Lindsey Lohan is now apparently “appalled” and insists the reporter “misused and misconstrued” her words. Okay, It’s obvious you have an eating disorder, Ms. Lohan. And I know you’re in an emotionally unstable place but don’t spill your guts to a reporter and hope they will omit the ugly stuff. It doesn’t work that way. Ask Jennifer Aniston.

Unfortunately for Lohan, the Vanity Fair interview was caught on audio tape, and apparently doesn’t have a leg to stand on. In a counter statement, Vanity Fair editors said, “Every word Lindsay Lohan told her is on tape. Vanity Fair stands by the story.”

Her reported admission of dabbling in drugs seems to sit fine with Lohan, however. Apparently right now in Hollywood, drugs are IN and eating disorders are OUT. Bulimia is SO 1970′s!