20 Female Celebs Gobbling Phallic Fast Food

Since time immemorial, human beings have found phallic objects festooning the world around them providing a little light relief from the boredom of everyday existence. From Stonehenge to the Washington Monument, from Big Ben to the totem poles of the Native Americans — if it’s erect, it’s funny, has been the view shared by the many and the few. Arguably the funniest sub-genre of all phallic imagery involves food, which also has the mysterious power to become unnervingly sexy when in the right hands! Here we celebrate the 20 best pictures of female celebrities munching on phallic fast food.

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