1. Beethoven from Beethoven’s 2nd, 3rd and 4th

Anyone born during that heady period between the late 70s and 90s will have spent some serious child-time plonked in front of the TV set watching any combination of the various Beethoven movies. If you haven’t seen the lovable crime-busting St. Bernard in action since you were a kid, don’t. No amount of weed-induced nostalgic high jinks will prepare you for how bad the human components of Beethoven’s 2nd, 3rd and 4th are.