It’s no secret that the new US president has enjoyed celebrity status not known since the Kennedy administration, and this is not for without a good reason. Everyone seems to be interested in Obama, but some believe that his ubiquitous visage permeates our society maybe a bit too much. This is perhaps due the number of products created during his candidacy and presidency, that use his likeness as their sole marketing angle. Here is a list of some of our favorite pieces of Barack-sploitation.

Obama Action Figure

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My president can kick your president’s ass! A Japanese toy company has created a 12-inch posable Obama action figure. Now fans can have a chance to play as Obama and his fight against his arch enemies, Rush Blowhard, Kim Jong Eel, and Power-Punch Akmadeni-Jab. Also, coming soon to a store near you is Obama’s sidekick, Foot N’ Mouth Joe.

Chia Obama: Special Edition

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Hail to the cha-cha-chief! Aside from the fact that this product is borderline racist, I was amazed to find out that Chia Pets are still around. If you can get over the fact that this product makes Obama look like “The Joker”, then it can be yours for the low price of $19.99.

Obama Fingers

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Are Germans auf wieder-insane, or just insensitive? Completely indifferent and unconcerned with the racist overtones of Obama Fingers, a German frozen food company continues to market and sale this successful product. The company’s only response to concern about this product was to say they didn’t mean to offend anyone. What’s next for this company, Obama’s Corn Row chips?

Obama Puffy Snack

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The maker of these Indonesian snack treats made sure to incorporate Obama’s most famous tag line on the package, “Snack Anti Terrorist!” Though these snack treats were very popular, they were discontinued by the Indonesian Government because the packaging lacked expiration dates. This product proved the West has something in common with the Muslim world: the understanding that using Obama’s likeness can be quite the cash cow.

Obama Sushi Roll

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Obama sushi roll, or freaky-looking rice crispy treat? According to the artisan sushi chef who created these rolls, it’s good luck for supporters to eat Obama sushi. Right…and let me guess, it’s good luck for your business to charge $40 for each sushi roll, because you know stupid white people like me will buy it.

MObama Dunk Low Tops

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Nike has always lead the way in creating innovative athletic shoes. Now they have created the MObama Dunk Low’s. Marketed as the shoes of hope, not only will they help you jump higher and run faster, but they’ll even assist you in giving a great speech (teleprompter not included).

Obama Zombie Mask

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This product is no joke. People can purchase this mask on Amazon for $22.99. This product has proved very popular with rural backwoods folks who like to scare the crap out of their kids. I understand why this mask would be scary for some, but I’m still trying to figure out why Obama has stoned eyes. Doesn’t the mask’s creator know Obama was into blow and not da kine?

Obama Heart Thong

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You know you are famous when people care about what dog you buy. But, you know you are an icon when your logo is placed on panties. Let’s just hope these weren’t inspired by the underwear that Obama actually likes to wear.

Obama Comics

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About a year ago magazines found out that if they put Obama on the cover it would boost otherwise slumping sales. Comic books soon followed, and experienced the same relative success. Soon comics were flying off the shelves faster than manga. In the end, not only was Obama helping to save the world with Spiderman, but he ended up having to fist bump with a dragon man in a cop suit.

Soap We Can Believe In

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Only the true Obamaniac lathers up with “The Audacity of Soap.” To most it seems like the kind of kitsch hipsters would ironically purchase at their local Urban Outfitters. I guess nothing wakes you up faster in the morning shower than the fresh sent of political bullshit. And the best part of this, is that little nugget of this morning shower joy can be yours for under ten bucks.

Obama Dildo

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Apparently some people REALLY LOVE Obama! I mean I don’t like to judge, but I guess if there’s a market for it? Products like this prove capitalism is alive and well no matter what conservatives pundits have to say. And for those men and women who feel like they’re getting screwed by Obama, their sick fantasies can now turn into an even more disturbing reality.

Obama Catholic Candles

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It is appropriate that this product follows the previous one. Because not only can people sin with an Obama product, but they can pray with one too. The Saint Obama Candle was created to help guide the faithful in their prayers for higher taxes on the rich and universal healthcare. The first prayer has been answered, and we’ll just have to see about the rest .

Obama Sandals

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No you’re not mistaken, those are little Obama heads attached to flip-flops. But, I don’t know if these were created for fans or haters; I guess they’re for both, because on some site they are marketed as “Obama is a flip-flopper,” and on others, “Flip-flops you can believe in.”

Obama Condoms

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Obviously, the makers of sex products and condoms have to be the funniest people alive. I mean c’mon, “The Ultimate Stimulus Package,” and, “For Hard Times.” The only thing that is missing from the cover is, “Sorry White Guys, This One’s Fit for a President!”

Yes PeCAN

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These two Vermont entrepreneurs have been pumping out their cream for all to enjoy for the past 30 years, and It was only a matter of time before they too jumped on the Obama bandwagon. Most probably thought there was going to be a tasteless oreo-cookie pun, but these guys are pure class.