We at “Popcrunch Towers” are by no means prudes. We’ll happily sit on public toilet seats, adhere to the three-second “dropped food” rule, and wear our underpants inside out when we can’t find a new pair. In short, we’re crazy guys. But we sure as hell aren’t as crazy as this particular bunch of tattoo enthusiasts. Forgive our old-fashioned-ness, but if you’re going to get something permanently etched on your body, shouldn’t you wait until you’re sober?

Here, reluctantly, we present the 15 most demented tattoos of celebrities… ever.