15 of the Worst Kinds of Boobs (Yes, Really)

There are as many different types of boobs as there are shapes of women, and let’s face it — some shapes are nicer than others. While it’s true that beauty is in the eyes of the beholder, when it comes to cleavage there are just some lines that must be drawn when a woman steps in front of a camera; it’s a harsh reality of life, after all. Without further ado, these are the 15 worst kinds of boobs — get to know your enemy.



The Bolt-Ons



Nothing could be more terrifying than a hideous pair of bolt-ons suddenly appearing in your face as you’re minding your own business at the local 80′s night — except maybe seeing them at an awards show. One thing’s for certain here; while it’s true that money can buy just about anything these days, including fake breasts, Victoria Beckham has proven that it can’t buy common sense.



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