1. Army of Darkness - "Captain Supermarket" (Japan)
This one takes the biscuit. We've no idea what they were thinking! At which point during his trip to Japan did actor Bruce Campbell become a supermarket superhero? Perhaps in Japan groceries are more dangerous than armies of zombies? Who knows? We love the addition of the soup, though! Gimme Some Sugar, Baby!! Something definitely got lost in translation here. Genius.