Santa’s elves, unlike Tolkien’s, are generally short, stupid, badly dressed and maddeningly cheery. Maybe that’s why they invariably inspire such homicidal feelings among audiences when they appear in movies. Personally, whenever we see someone in a pointy green hat, we want to wring the little douchebag’s neck. In light of this, we list 15 rosy-cheeked, pointy-eared men that you’d just love to kick off Santa’s sleigh, preferably from a great height…