14. Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid

What could be worse than being hunted through the jungle by dozens of hungry anacondas? Watching this movie, for one thing. The titular “blood orchid” is probably the most contrived plot device in the history of film (eternal youth from a plant? Really?). And the special effects are reliant on CGI that’s almost as bad as the effects in Anaconda, despite the original having been made seven years earlier. What’s more, Blood Orchid doesn’t even have the star power of the previous movie to justify its release. Suffocatingly bad.