While we sometimes can go overboard with our mild obsession with celebrities, there are some that bring us back to reality. Understanding that certain celebs are ardent racists, criminals, sexual offenders, or just deadbeats in general can really cut them down to size. No longer are they the objects of our affection, but rather our disdain. The following are a list of celebrities that the world would be better off without – we’d prefer to see them die a lonely death, or in Guantanamo Bay for an indefinite sentence for being an terrorizing to society.

Lauren Conrad

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Lauren Conrad has been polluting the minds of teenage boys and girls with smut for six unwarranted seasons on MTV’s ‘Laguna Beach’ and ‘The Hills’. The 50-year-old, pervy, MTV executives generated her fame and fortune out of thin air when they released this piece of work into the mainstream. She recently solidified her assault on America’s youth by signing a three-book deal with HarperCollins. Drama and gossip are her smut, and she peddles it better than Joe Francis peddles Girls Gone Wild.

Perez Hilton

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Mario Armando Lavanderia, aka Perez Hilton, has become perhaps he most famous blogger in the world. His creation of pseudo-witty commentary about the rich and famous has incongruously made him rich and famous. A modern day Robin Leech, if you will. At the end of the day, he’s  little more than a human size leach that has successfully sucked the life and dignity out of the beautiful famous people he obviously wishes he could be.

Khloe Kardashian

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Recently, Khloe Kardashian appeared on NBC’s ‘Celebrity Apprentice’, because she is a self-proclaimed “Celebutante” and co-owner of her family’s boutique in LA. She proved to be more a waste of space than an asset on the show, and was eventually fired. Not only is Khloe a wannabe celebrity and business woman, she is also a felon. Arrested for a DUI in November of 2007, she quickly blamed her actions on her inability to deal with her father’s death. How low can one go, train wrecks like this are a waste of space and should never be allowed on TV.

Isaiah Washington

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Isaiah Washington quickly and bitterly learned there is no room for bigoted gay-bashing in Hollywood– unless your name is Mel Gibson. Recently, according to court papers filled in the City of Los Angeles, Isaiah Washington owes over $100,000 in delinquent mortgage payments and he and his wife are facing eviction. This guy’s deadbeat status has hit an all-time high; he should do everyone a favor and just disappear.

Rush Limbaugh

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Jabba the Limbaugh and his minions have found conservative solace in scare tactics and the fear mongering of the masses. Rush’s proven prescription drug addiction has caused delusions far beyond the reach and grasp of reality. The best thing for America is to take this oversized douchebag into the proverbial backyard and put him out of his proverbial misery.

Tom Cruise

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When you instruct your wife, who has been carrying your baby for nine months, to NOT make a sound during childbirth for fear that negative midi-chlorians might infect the child’s brain, you are certifiably insane.  Someone as crazy as this weird couch-jumper, should never be allowed to raise a child.

Chris Brown

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What is there to say about bludgeoning misogynist that hasn’t already been said? Not much! This punk beat the crap out of his girlfriend, and two weeks later convinced her to sing a duet about the struggles of their relationship. Can’t wait to see the guy who makes Chris Brown his bitch, when he is finally sent up the river for his crime.

Gary Busey

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Gary’s addiction to crack and psychotic delusions have gotten the better of him since his fame reached its peek in the early 90’s. Recently he was featured on CelebRehab on VH1, where he convinced himself that he was not on drugs and the only reason he was on the show was to help the other washed up stars get off drugs. Watching Gary Busey is like watching a rat in a rattrap, it’s disturbing but you’re confident it will be over soon.

The Octo-Mom

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OctoMom’s dad went on Oprah and said his daughter might be crazy…Yeah, you think? What tipped you off? The best way to describe the situation with the Octomom is FUBAR. Her kids would be well served if she just left them to the state and moved to Cambodia in hopes of a uniting with her first love, Angelina Jolie.

Amy Winehouse

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England…Really!? …Really!? The first time Amy Winehouse was introduced to America, we didn’t know what to think. Then we saw her cracked out photos and we had had enough. We can only hope this broad never crosses the pond again; all things that remind us of her career and her as a person should be rounded up and burned – with the intent of erasing her from the annals of time. If it wasn’t for Radiohead, Britain, we’d might have grounds for Revolutionary War part 2.

Nick Carter

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The blond backstreet boy has been openly dealing with his drug, alcohol, and family issues for far too long. The media is not the place to deal with one’s issues, and in his case bad publicity is just plain bad publicity. There is no more love for Nick and his issues. His ultimate departure from pop culture is way overdue, and when we can go a month without seeing/hearing examples of his douchebaggery, it will be the final nail in the coffin of guido-inspired boy bands.

Boy George

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“Do you really want to hurt me…” disturbingly sang Boy George as he abused and imprisoned a Danish male escort in his London Flat. At least that’s what we think (note: we were not there). Since his tenure with the Culture Club, people have known there was something not right about Boy George. Now we know there is something definitely wrong. He was sentenced to 15 months in prison for this offense; sadly prison will only continue to encourage the behavior that got him there in the first place.

Naomi Campbell

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What does the worst person in the world do? Ex-super model Naomi Campbell assaulted and beat her housemaid for her inability to locate a pair of jeans. That’s right, jeans. She recently settled with her outside of court for an undisclosed sum. But regardless of the settlement, Naomi Campbell continues to assault people in public (cell phone tossing) which has proven her to be unfit for normal function in society. Ms. Campbell deserves a permanent stay in a padded room without windows.

Andy Dick

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Andy Dick seems to be the celebrity that just won’t go away. Yeah he was funny once, but now he’s like the creepy old uncle that everyone hopes will stop showing up to family functions. To top it off, in July 2008, he was booked on charges of sexually assaulting a minor. That makes him a pederast, or a pedophile – in the parlance of our times. In the past couple years Andy Dick has proven to be another useless celebrity that everyone hopes would just fade into oblivion.

Real Housewives of Orange County

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After four seasons and two spin-offs, Real Housewives of Orange County have proven there is, and never will be, any substance to their meaningless existence. These women have proven the worst southern California and trophy wife clichés true, and continue to make people stupider for watching this sorry excuse for primetime drama. Not only would this world be a better place without these women, it might even be a better place without their network.