14 Worst Celebrity Plastic Surgeries
In the last several decades, cosmetic surgery has become more acceptable and more accessible. Not longer is it a procedure reserved only for wealthy old women, and most celebrities are guilty of having at least one or two procedures. The goal for most is to make oneself look younger. But every once in a while the individual can go overboard, have a botched surgery, or develop an addiction to plastic surgery procedures. Below is a list of the fourteen worst examples of celebrity plastic surgeries.
Nadya Sulemon “Octomom”
(source Overnight celebrity is something reserved for truly “Great” Americans. In addition to having fourteen children, and selling her birth video for street cred, Sulemon had procedures in order to look more like Angelina Jolie. The surgery was performed shortly before becoming artificially inseminated – a sort of pre-pregnancy procedure, if you will. Can’t you just picture her singing, “…Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity to seize everything you ever wanted-one moment, would you capture it or just let it slip?”
Michael Jackson
(source The self-proclaimed “King of Pop” has given up this title in favor of becoming the new,”King of Plastipop.” Recently, Michael made a public appearance in London to announce to his fans that “THIS IS IT!” We could only have hoped that he meant plastic surgery. Unfortunately, we all know the only reason why he is touring again is to fund his addiction to detachable noses and chins.
Joan Rivers
(source Supposedly Joan Rivers is a comedienne. You know, a woman that makes jokes. Unfortunately, the only way Ms. Rivers has made America laugh is by continuing to inject Botox into every part of her face. Rumor has it, just before the Oscar Red Carpet Show this year, Joan went into for her weekly injection. As she walked out of the surgeon’s office she tripped and fell, as her head hit the ground her entire face popped like a zit. Fortunately for us, surgeons were able to put her back together again in under an hour, the final result is what you see above.
Sophia Loren
(source Sophia Loren was not only the most beautiful woman of her generation, but one of the most beautiful of all time. It is understood that she would do anything to keep her beauty as she aged; unfortunately she went to the same plastic surgeon that works on the Crypt Keeper. I wonder if the same puppeteers help her walk and talk too?
Kenny Rogers
(source What posses a man as cool as “The Gambler” to do something like this to his face? Maybe he lost a bet with the devil…makes sense, right? Couldn’t he have just shaved his head per Larry Bird? Poor guy, now he is doomed to permanently wear that Asian smirk on his face for the rest of his mortal days.
Lisa Rinna
(source I wonder what Lisa’s surgeon thought of her when she came to him with a pair of Halloween wax lips, and said, “I want this on my face…NOW!” Either way, you can tell how proud she is with her new lips with all the toner and big earrings she’s wearing.
Linda Evans
(source Who asks their plastic surgeon, “I want to look like a cross between Murphy Brown and Martha Stewart.” Linda Evans does, that’s who.
Nikki Cox
(source Has Nikki Cox been hanging out with or dating Chris Brown? If that is not a fat lip from an abusive relationship, then I don’t know what is. In any case, we all know Nikki Cox is at that age with plastic surgery where many of her peers start heading toward the bug zapper like curious moths. Turn Away Nikki…TURN AWAY!
Cher
(source Cher has been perfecting the art of facial (de)constructive surgery since her nose job in the late 60’s. This equates to nearly 40 years of rearranging her face to look acceptable. So our hat goes off to her because of her dedication. But, she still looks bad.
Donatella Versace
Donatella’s late brother Gianni Versace played a horrible joke on her by directing her to Italy’s top transsexual plastic surgeon. Like a good little sister, she followed his advice and came out looking like this (right).
Janice Dickenson
(source Janice Dickenson is widely considered the world’s first supermodel. While ruling the fashion world in the late 70’s and early 80’s, she fell head over heals in love with Steven Tyler. He ended up breaking her heart and this is how she decided to get back at him: to spend the next twenty years and countless millions of dollars getting cosmetic procedures in order to look just like him.
Fergie
(source Anyone remember when Fergie was in the 90’s girl group Wild Orchid? Didn’t think so. So for all you aspiring female pop singers out there – if you want to make it big, do not rule out the option of getting plastic surgery to make you look like a man. This has worked Fergie.
Carrot Top
(source During the height of his career, Carrot Top was considered the most popular comedian among the American college-age demographic. This was shortly before he started using steroids, and began getting plastic surgery aimed at making him resemble a frightened woman. The eyeliner is just an extra bonus.
Jocelyn Wildenstein
(source In the late 1970s, the young socialite Wildenstein found her husband in bed with another woman. Instead of divorcing her extremely wealthy husband, and taking half of his fortune, she decided to try and transform herself into the woman who she thought her husband would love for her asethetic qualities. Unfortunately for herself – and for her husband, and cameras - she ended up looking like a bloated corpse.
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On April 3rd 2009, Reader wrote:
Asian smirk? Racist much?
On April 3rd 2009, Me_no_like_racist wrote:
I agree with the commenter above. What the hell are you getting at with “Asian smirk”? Lemme guess… American? Caucasian? Yep, that about sums it up.
On April 3rd 2009, timothy corrigan wrote:
Asian Smirk?!? WTF sort of racist shit is that? Fuck you, man
On April 3rd 2009, idiots wrote:
you guys are too serious
asian smirk?
he clearly means the buddha ass smile he has
its a joke
calm the hell down
On April 3rd 2009, Burning_Panda wrote:
His smile has become a smirk and Kenny now has epicantrhic folds over his eyes. If he’d have had really brown skin instead, would it be racist to descibe him as a smirking afro-american?
On April 3rd 2009, scrappleblot wrote:
yup. asian smirk was funny. he looks chinese or something. ching chong ching chong! me rike dericious eggwolls!
dumb list though, too random, highly inconsistent pics.
On April 3rd 2009, Clay wrote:
Screwing up the aspect ratio for the before/after pics seriously detracts from the credibility of the article.
On April 3rd 2009, Hi There wrote:
Asia is not a race. Asia is a continent.
The race you are referring to is “mongoloid”. This is the anthropological term.
On April 3rd 2009, merle t cornpone wrote:
Agreed, this is frightening. Agreed, there’s 30 years between the before and after pix in some cases.
I can’t believe some of these persons would allow pictures of themselves to be made public.
On the other hand, some of the comments are uglier than the pictures.
On April 3rd 2009, mike wrote:
screw this site. never even heard of such a thing as an “asian smirk.” he just looks like a old guy with too much plastic susrgery and beady eyes. i guess i’ll take my asian ass elsewhere and excuse me while i “smirk” when i do.
On April 3rd 2009, dingle wrote:
Yeah, “asian smirk” was inappropriate.
The correct term is “chink face”
On April 3rd 2009, Ryan wrote:
haha you all got worked up over asian smirk. you’re all loosers.
On April 3rd 2009, roger greene wrote:
What about Dick Clark? He looks like he had a stroke!
On April 3rd 2009, roger greene wrote:
Have you seen Jerry Lewis and that ridiculous Head Enlargement? Who is he trying to fool?
On April 3rd 2009, dave wrote:
just an aside,who came up with Asian anyway growing up, it was folks from the orient were orientals.Did someone take a vote to change that if yes then who?and when.I didnt get a vote.I never understood Asian, look at a map ,India is in Asia.You dont hear that reference used for Indians.(arent there enough Indians to qualify?).Is calling an Englishman a Britt.derogatory?I dont think so.But that same group apparently decided Jap is.just an observation
On April 3rd 2009, cmyers wrote:
to the person who said what about dick clark, he looks like he had a heart attack… durrr he did.
On April 3rd 2009, Eva wrote:
I see absolutely no evidence that Carrot Top or Fergie had plastic surgery.
Carrot Top is older in that photo, wearing makeup, and the second photo is poorer quality (despite lacking the orange cast). P.S. I hate Carrot Top and he has never been funny.
Fergie is simply older and more mature. She always had the strong jaw and more distinguished nose. She didn’t get surgery to make her nose a clone of all the other celebrities and I salute her for it. I think she’s pretty and not manly at all. She is just more mature and not so thin in the second photo. She looks great!
Cher doesn’t look like she had any more work done in her second picture…unless her lips had been plumped a little. She’s just a lot older.
WTF was Nikki Cox thinking? Is that photoshopped? Her lips look comicly large. Certainly she doesn’t really look like that…
I had no idea how hot Janice Dickenson used to be. WOW! Her features were very feminine and delicate, and she had luscious lips. She’s too bitchy and full of herself to be hot now.
On April 3rd 2009, James wrote:
British actress Leslie Ash should be on the list. She got huuuuuge lips now. what a waste.
On April 3rd 2009, Biz wrote:
Monsters rules the World!
On April 3rd 2009, Yak wrote:
Have you HEARD of Priscilla Presley?
Lame list but it just goes to show you how idiotic celebs are.
On April 3rd 2009, it wrote:
sophia loren absolutely looks best
On April 4th 2009, Jarrod wrote:
How did Micky Rourke NOT make this list? That man looks ABYSMAL.
On April 4th 2009, Design freak wrote:
the last pic was really scary
On April 6th 2009, RRozsa wrote:
I was very surprised not to see Loretta Swit included in this list. Talk about scary plastic surgery….
On April 6th 2009, googoo wrote:
What about Robert Redford? Paul Mcartney?
On April 7th 2009, justme wrote:
the list could go on and on with all the women who are ruining their faces with lips that can never look normal again…
On April 11th 2009, Dane Bowers wrote:
First time I’ve seen Jocelyn Wildenstein PRE surgery
I always figured they’d turned something mediocre in … Jocelyn Wildenstein but she looked pretty good – WTF!!!
On April 17th 2009, Super Hot Celebrity wrote:
Joan rivers looks like plastic, molded plastic, octomom wants to look like Angelina Jolie
On July 16th 2009, Chilli wrote:
The racist needs a bit of plastic surgery, cut his face into a permanent smile.
Caucasian jokes always comprise of bullying other races….funny that!
Just cant seem to resist the urge! Still when you’ve shot the locals and stolen their countries, it must be part of your entitlement.
On August 6th 2009, Wang Hang Low wrote:
Im surprised so many mongoloids were able to get a work break from sewing soccer balls or mining gold for hours in runescape that they might comment on Kenny Rogers new found asian roots.
I should also mention they prefer to be called “orientals”
On September 16th 2009, Web development lucknow wrote:
It is good to see these celebrities before plastic surgeries.
On October 21st 2009, kickassblogger wrote:
huh.. well sometimes we have to push our luck.