2. Lawmaster, Judge Dredd

Despite the 1995 movie being just a little lackluster, Judge Dredd’s character — and his gadgets — are up there with the best of comic book lore, and in terms of sci-fi motorcycles, the Lawmaster is the king of the two-wheelers. Featuring laser action galore, beastly grenade launcher capabilities, double decadence machine guns and a turbo-boost function, Dredd’s trusty iron steed is a whole lot of violent law enforcement fun. It even has the ability to drive of its own accord thanks to a specially made voice-activated verbal command system. In the Stallone movie, Dredd uses the Lawmaster in his ongoing, almost omnipresent patrol of the mean streets of Mega-City One, but we’d be happy just to have a quick go taking it down to White Castle and back. A mean machine and no mistake.